Message from @P I L L A R M A N
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yeh
From one of my privates
When people ask me what being an Infantry nco is like
I send them this
I have a story about this specific private @HEARTBREA/K/ from many moons ago
back when i was a wee CPL
I typed this up elsewhere so i'll just copypasta here
this dude from the screenshot
was bitching to me about how he didn't have any pussy
and how he wanted some pussy
so i was like ok pfc lets go get you some pussy
he had just gotten his drivers license the week before
so i tell him lets take his car and drive to barnes and nobles
cause that's where all the non complete whores were around base
and yes i know in retrospect picking up women at barnes and nobles isn't the best look in the world but grunt life is grunt life and you make do
and a nigga wanted some poon
we don't even get off of base
when a cop(not mp he was a contracted civie one) pulls us over for going way over the speed limit
cop asks my private why he was speeding and i tell the cop we're going to barnes and nobles
cop asks private if this is true and why he's going to barnes and nobles
and my private says, and I quote "ah shit goin there to get some pussy, officer"
i'm sitting there like
what the fuck
officer gives this weird look and is like "what"
and then asks the private who is first line is
and then the private is like "oh right here it's cpl pillarman"
and i'm like uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"we;re going there to get the ranger handbook officer"
i don't say anything else and the officer just looks at the both of us like we're absolute retards
and just is like don't let it happen again and we drive off
I ask the private why the fuck he said that and the private said "soldiers don't lie"
i had no response to him
We get to barnes and nobles and he finds some weirdo ugly chick and tries hitting on her and gets pepper sprayed and starts crying
and then i have to drive him back and we pass by the same cop that pulled us over who gave us this really weird look
after that i called him a retard and told him to go away
God man privates are fuckin wierd
fuck boots
and fuck zoomers
You lose your brain in basic or boot camp
no you don't
i did stupid shit but i was never this retarded
It was a joke dude
bruh i gotta deal with 30 iq brainlets on the regular this is just my life now
I met some stupid boots though, I was a stupid boot at one point lol
But god damn
whenever i get a slightly older pri I am so much happier
because i don't have to hold their hands
or babysit them
Thanks that qas glorious to read
i'm sure you have similar stories
boots are boots
Id have to think
Bruh, and I thought I dealt with the lowwest common denominator. But shit dude, I dont envy you
@P I L L A R M A N lmfao
God my sides are in orbit
"Soldiers don't lie" mf has obviously never heard of the sham n skate