Message from Fash Gordon UT in Front And Center #general

2018-02-28 01:13:28 UTC  

give business card 👌🏻

2018-02-28 01:13:31 UTC  

Do you want a large brollic black man applying to PF?

2018-02-28 01:14:14 UTC  

We can use them as front-line auxiliaries if shit ever hits the fan

2018-02-28 01:14:15 UTC  

@Thomas Ryan glad no ones gonna be making “Thomas eats” memes about you fam 👍🏻

2018-02-28 01:14:18 UTC  

negro shock troops

2018-02-28 01:14:28 UTC  

@Flagg DEAD

2018-02-28 01:14:34 UTC  

Operation get behind the darkies

2018-02-28 01:15:07 UTC  

I eats protein and tuna/rice.

2018-02-28 01:16:18 UTC  

It sucks being Mediterranean and having shellfish and seafood allergies

2018-02-28 01:17:39 UTC  

>2018 goal, get my own hatewatch page, so I can post gym selfies without obscuring my face, and get apartment insurance for when my house gets firebombed as a result of having my own page

2018-02-28 01:18:20 UTC  

@Thomas Ryan how much you bench

2018-02-28 01:18:33 UTC  

Mediterranean? I thought everyone in here was white, smdh.

2018-02-28 01:18:34 UTC  

As much as is needed of me.

2018-02-28 01:19:09 UTC  

I’m the PF diversity hire

2018-02-28 01:19:12 UTC  


2018-02-28 01:19:54 UTC  

PF: Spaghetti-Nigger Division

2018-02-28 01:20:20 UTC  

jokes, I work with a ton of Italians, best dressers in the office

2018-02-28 01:20:28 UTC  

Being trilingual is beneficial to me tho!

2018-02-28 01:20:50 UTC  

what languages?

2018-02-28 01:21:02 UTC  

English, Portuguese, and Spanish

2018-02-28 01:21:06 UTC  

My best friends are Italian. They're really not as dumb as everybody says!

2018-02-28 01:21:15 UTC  

Italians are just sweaty

2018-02-28 01:21:53 UTC  

nice, I'm in Italian language courses for int'l business travel but my comprehension is still pretty low

2018-02-28 01:22:37 UTC  

@Flagg Isn't Italian basically half sign language?

2018-02-28 01:22:51 UTC  

you aren't kidding man

2018-02-28 01:22:54 UTC  


2018-02-28 01:23:12 UTC  

Portuguese is very hand gestury and very loud

2018-02-28 01:23:25 UTC  

I'll say this too, the Italians I work with are pretty ok with the bantz

2018-02-28 01:23:45 UTC  

If I said to one "MAMA MIA SOMEBODY TOUCH A MAH SPAGHET" I'd probably get a chorus of laughter

2018-02-28 01:24:30 UTC  

and they'd hit back "ah-McDonald's and-a fat people"

2018-02-28 01:25:07 UTC  

the French stereotype is true, they're more uptight

2018-02-28 01:25:37 UTC  

the Spanish women are the worst, zero deodorant and neurotic af, not sure what it is

2018-02-28 01:25:47 UTC  

Same with Portuguese girls

2018-02-28 01:25:54 UTC  

They have hairy arms too

2018-02-28 01:26:00 UTC  

freaking Iberians

2018-02-28 01:26:15 UTC  

must be the Moorish blood

2018-02-28 01:26:37 UTC  


2018-02-28 01:27:23 UTC  

anyone on an SPLC list is ok with me

2018-02-28 01:27:28 UTC  

Mfw no

2018-02-28 01:27:33 UTC

2018-02-28 01:28:37 UTC  

Where can we get those? ^