@Hellhound6 you got your 'Well Rested 😀' bonus?

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Hello fellow feds

Have yall ever constructed a completely free cup of coffee from two different places, plus your house?

Because boi, there's easier ways

How?

First, i nabbed some of those keurig cup things from the library. Then i nabbed creamer and sugar from the hadji mart down the street. I made the shit at home in my normal ass coffee maker

Minor hood rat shit unlocked

Broke bitch shit*

Lmao wilding

Sometimes a Man's gotta do

What a Man does.

I do this damn near everyday lmao

when walmart wouldnt help change my battery I bought a gallon jug of water,dumped it out in the toilet and stole all the free coffee they made

I one time switched out a five gallon water jug because i didn't want to clean mine

It wasn't exactly dirty, but it wasn't purrty

oooh

idk bout yall but I cant stand all these ethots that think they are witches

Makes me wanna burn them at the stake

Witchcraft us cool. Appropriating the culture of demons is retarded.

It just pisses me off because its all that craft store bullshit magic. Incense,and tarot cards and crystals.

Nothing like sitting in a dark room all night meditating on the life force of your enemy leaving their body and you gaining his power /psychic vampirism

Its commercial witchcraft

lmao i remember one time back in yahoo chat rooms these ladies in a wiccan room where discussing witchcraft and my dumb ass enters and I pretty RP'd that I was a team of crusaders trying to cut their heads off until they kicked me out lol

Lmfao

My dad and i were just talking about the church not fuzzing out a pair of tiddys and then followed it by yelling "its time for a crusade"

lmfaoo

Got me a kukri and I don't think I've ever been more aroused by a blade before

I have a camillus kukri/bolo knife type shit and it makes me nut every time i hold it

Its not a true ghurkin kukri, but its nice

Mine is not true either, but close enough

Closer than mine. Look at that sexy beast

Elon musk is based

Elon Musk knows its a flaw but keeps it that way

Rate my new blatcannon

It was a 350 dollar shitpost

Fuck. Honestly its not bad

As long as its gassed right