Message from @accelerated edgebvg

Discord ID: 649338064765714484


2019-11-27 19:51:17 UTC  

apparently my bathroom, due to the basement not really being well insulated and such, is a hidey spot for them

2019-11-27 19:51:31 UTC  

they all dissapear by juy but ive never found a dead one

2019-11-27 19:51:39 UTC  

it's almost ritualistic

2019-11-27 19:52:12 UTC  

they show up, chill out, and then dissappear for an entire year

2019-11-27 19:54:39 UTC  

i used to have massive bats fly into my house when i lived out in the middle of nowhere

2019-11-27 19:54:46 UTC  

fucking battled those cunts with a sword

2019-11-27 19:54:47 UTC  

like 4 of em

2019-11-27 19:54:55 UTC  

what a transition

2019-11-27 19:55:00 UTC  

in the middle of the night

2019-11-27 19:55:02 UTC  

i have to deal with a racoon thats like 4' when on its hind legs

2019-11-27 19:55:14 UTC  

***perry this demon birds***

2019-11-27 19:55:31 UTC  

nah man see

2019-11-27 19:55:34 UTC  

i had the metal channel on

2019-11-27 19:55:39 UTC  

and out there I had swords everywhere

2019-11-27 19:55:51 UTC  

so when these massive bats are freaking out my cat while im drawing in the middle of the night

2019-11-27 19:56:05 UTC  

I pull out my blade-strap

2019-11-27 19:56:10 UTC  

got directv metal channel on

2019-11-27 19:56:12 UTC  

and this comes on

2019-11-27 19:57:11 UTC  

me coming out once every weekend over the winter to confront the fucking four foot racoon that keeps pushing the garbage cans over:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CprjKrgvAYk

2019-11-27 19:57:38 UTC  

every

2019-11-27 19:57:39 UTC  

fucking

2019-11-27 19:57:40 UTC  

weekend

2019-11-27 19:59:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/649338411739512832/20191127_145824.jpg

2019-11-27 20:00:01 UTC  

this but on the side of a boog truck with a browning .50

2019-11-27 20:00:49 UTC  

god damn thats be fucking amazing

2019-11-27 20:01:16 UTC  

i need to get good a photoshop because ive always wanted to make mock VHS covers

2019-11-27 20:01:29 UTC  

and i had one that made me laugh outloud

2019-11-27 20:02:10 UTC  

and it was Tom Hanks as a gay nazi,and he saved Japan,and in diehard font. I was gonna put "Rainbow Dash"

2019-11-27 20:02:25 UTC  

*fuck*

2019-11-27 20:02:28 UTC  

yes

2019-11-27 20:03:22 UTC  

fuck.

2019-11-27 20:03:26 UTC  

I looked up gay nazi

2019-11-27 20:03:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/649339531958681646/Ways-of-keeping-you-silent3-203x300.png

2019-11-27 20:03:36 UTC  

***the dangers of the rainbow***

2019-11-27 20:04:46 UTC  

that is an ***interesting*** skittles commercial you have there

2019-11-27 20:04:53 UTC  

quite

2019-11-27 20:05:33 UTC  

Taste the Rainbow or be sent to the camps for Reprogramming.

2019-11-27 20:22:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/649344295437860874/image0.jpg

2019-11-27 20:29:59 UTC  

2019-11-27 20:31:40 UTC  

Fed