I threw a toad against a wall one time and it still fucks with me

Not really, no

They usually run from me

green text time.

>be me
>hanging out in my basement in my room
>tree frog in shower
>*joyful incident*
>tree frog jumps on leg
>random tree frog in toilet as one falls from my ceiling
***vivid discomfort as I look up***
>*frogs everywhere*

that was my learning experience that I get visitors during the summer time

how the hell they get in there is beyond me but hey whatever

Frens

bes frens

Id be fucking ecstatic

I was after I realized what had happened

apparently my bathroom, due to the basement not really being well insulated and such, is a hidey spot for them

they all dissapear by juy but ive never found a dead one

it's almost ritualistic

they show up, chill out, and then dissappear for an entire year

i used to have massive bats fly into my house when i lived out in the middle of nowhere

fucking battled those cunts with a sword

like 4 of em

what a transition

in the middle of the night

i have to deal with a racoon thats like 4' when on its hind legs

***perry this demon birds***

nah man see

i had the metal channel on

and out there I had swords everywhere

so when these massive bats are freaking out my cat while im drawing in the middle of the night

I pull out my blade-strap

got directv metal channel on

and this comes on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U

me coming out once every weekend over the winter to confront the fucking four foot racoon that keeps pushing the garbage cans over:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CprjKrgvAYk

every

fucking

weekend

this but on the side of a boog truck with a browning .50

god damn thats be fucking amazing

i need to get good a photoshop because ive always wanted to make mock VHS covers

and i had one that made me laugh outloud

and it was Tom Hanks as a gay nazi,and he saved Japan,and in diehard font. I was gonna put "Rainbow Dash"

*fuck*

yes