man

the muppets christmas movie fucked me UP

never seen it before and watched it with gf on a night we both had off and I got big-man teary eyes

OOF

FrED

Hello World

what the damn dang dong you just say bout sarmage, you got dern laig tellya right nao sarmage was the number one paratroop at bennin n got numerous foreign jump wangsn done done over three hunnert jumps how copy trained as a jumpmasser and sarmage the best dad gone sarmage in the in tire division hooah you aint nothin but a cherry leg to me roger sarmagell knifehand you like aint never been done tellya that rat nao trackin damn dang troop thank he can hide from sarmage on the internets hooah got news for that troop while you runnin yagot dern mouth sarmage is on the phone with branch and he WILL fine out who yfursarn is roger so it would behoove you to start stretchin out roger by god stretchin out for a smoke session thass gone ruin ygot dern weekend how copy troopsa got dern november golf hooah sarmage can run everwhar at ennytimen sarmage can ruin ylife in three er four ways en thass just with this got dern blackberry my driver showed me how to use roger not only is sarmage a jumpmaster but sarmage got access to a little thang called the Tallion Cmander en sarmage will use it by god have a troop on extra duty till he ets roger maybe if troop woulda thought about opsecs he wouldna said nothin trackin now sarmage gotta do something hooah sarmage gon hafta do what sarmage gone do roger bout to be that ass troop roger how copy airbone

@wendiko

Mandy is one solid fuckin flick

Whyd you make me r3ad dat

@wendiko kek

But you *can* read it

That's why

Lmao.

@queefburgler big plans this weekend ma dude?

Yoooo

I got a puppy snoozing in my jacket

o fuck you

gimme de doge

I don’t know who the person in the picture is but they look incredibly drunk

He’s a handsome King whoever he is

He looks just like I feel

So we named him finally

Meet moose

Moose

Moose

I thoughtbit was booster or some shit?

and was gonna be Raider?

Nope he’s going to be 150 pound minimum

That’s a moose

truth

nigga your dog gonna weigh more than me

Now I need to get him a plate carrier and holster

yeh

some pouches, a locator and head cam

And whoever that handsome devil that is in that picture of the dog a extra rifle

IR strobe if needed

Fuck if my dog get nods before I do