Message from @Jake the Exile

Discord ID: 658915879374946315


2019-12-24 05:36:02 UTC  

extra for getting the exact episode though

2019-12-24 05:36:14 UTC  

even that bit eluded my recollection

2019-12-24 05:36:46 UTC  

now I'll just skip the fuck out before everyone here makes fun of how old we are

2019-12-24 05:38:10 UTC  

I watched mash as a kid, and I was born in the 90s

2019-12-24 05:55:09 UTC  

Stunning and brave

2019-12-24 05:59:59 UTC  

Oh yeah, hornets will eat meat so anything small enough that smells like chicken will be good eatin for them

2019-12-24 06:00:40 UTC  

Their saliva is a scent marker for other hornets so the best thing you can do if it gets at your food is to detach that part of your chicken and leave it out to the side as a tribute

2019-12-24 06:00:49 UTC  

It's so cute watching them nibble :3

2019-12-24 06:01:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/658912102534348801/knockknock.mp4

2019-12-24 06:08:59 UTC  

wrong, the best thing to do is seal the fucking house air tight and burn anything that moves smaller than a twenty-five cent piece

2019-12-24 06:09:50 UTC  

imagine offering tribute to what are essentially fucking flying terrorists

2019-12-24 06:12:16 UTC  

Well obviously you don't want them in your house

2019-12-24 06:12:25 UTC  

I mean like in a wild campsite

2019-12-24 06:12:40 UTC  

Which is the only place I've seen carnivorous hornets

2019-12-24 06:12:42 UTC  

Scrolling up a little.... But the loli that is actually 500 years old is generally ok so long as that is past maturity for their race.
The key difference is the mind.

Maybe I'm just too rationally tied to the idea of innocence/immaturity being why we protect kids and should shoot pedos.

2019-12-24 06:13:07 UTC  

A 500 year old loli is just as much in need of headpats as a 5 year old loli

2019-12-24 06:13:19 UTC  

But vampires are an exception, they bite.

2019-12-24 06:13:36 UTC  

Still needs headpats

2019-12-24 06:16:12 UTC  

I dunno, vamps are dangerous and predatory, they're kind of the fable of not innocent.

2019-12-24 06:16:27 UTC  

Like the allegory for sexual overzeal and consumption

2019-12-24 06:16:37 UTC  

Necking turned into guro

2019-12-24 06:18:26 UTC  
2019-12-24 06:19:43 UTC  

Somewhat related, I think I've only ever seen two 500-yr-old-lolis written to my liking. One was a 200yr old lich girl named Rita whom I wouldn't be interested that way but would love to apprentice under (she did alchemy stuff too)... And the other believe it or not was a manakete named Nowi whom at first glance acts childish, only to reveal it's actually a bit of an act she puts on for the sake of morale.

2019-12-24 06:20:39 UTC  

It's just very uncanny when a tiny loli doesn't act her age, she should not be lewd

2019-12-24 06:20:48 UTC  

There's ageless and then there's loli

2019-12-24 06:22:22 UTC  

Admittedly I originally only married Nowi in FE:A for the sake of eugenics... But after that reveal I became quite comfortable with the decision rather than having to lay back and think of our overpowered daughters.

2019-12-24 06:30:51 UTC  

Whats Fake? The picture or the smile?

2019-12-24 06:31:56 UTC  

You can see the pain behind the glasses. It's the smile.

2019-12-24 06:33:25 UTC  

those dead eyes

2019-12-24 06:33:34 UTC  

black as the abyss

2019-12-24 06:33:37 UTC  

Black as death

2019-12-24 06:34:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/658920386167046154/3gnqzq.png

2019-12-24 06:35:14 UTC  

"hey did you get the new iphone?"

2019-12-24 06:35:19 UTC  

>stares blankly

2019-12-24 06:35:43 UTC  

**Insert russian doomer music

2019-12-24 06:36:07 UTC  

I got the iPhone XR!

2019-12-24 06:36:08 UTC  

<:npc:502497359419408384>

2019-12-24 06:36:22 UTC  

Loving it so far!

2019-12-24 06:36:25 UTC  

The fuck does R stand for