I dunno, vamps are dangerous and predatory, they're kind of the fable of not innocent.

Like the allegory for sexual overzeal and consumption

Necking turned into guro

https://youtu.be/tgUVXiQJ2tY

Somewhat related, I think I've only ever seen two 500-yr-old-lolis written to my liking. One was a 200yr old lich girl named Rita whom I wouldn't be interested that way but would love to apprentice under (she did alchemy stuff too)... And the other believe it or not was a manakete named Nowi whom at first glance acts childish, only to reveal it's actually a bit of an act she puts on for the sake of morale.

It's just very uncanny when a tiny loli doesn't act her age, she should not be lewd

There's ageless and then there's loli

Admittedly I originally only married Nowi in FE:A for the sake of eugenics... But after that reveal I became quite comfortable with the decision rather than having to lay back and think of our overpowered daughters.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612606119746994263/658424830005215252/sl63fy0gx7641.png

Whats Fake? The picture or the smile?

You can see the pain behind the glasses. It's the smile.

those dead eyes

black as the abyss

Black as death

"hey did you get the new iphone?"

>stares blankly

**Insert russian doomer music

I got the iPhone XR!

<:npc:502497359419408384>

Loving it so far!

The fuck does R stand for

I don’t know!

of course you do dot

stands for retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcaZcbain2s

If I was that woman I’d honestly off myself then and there

The following day, she'll be playing guitar hero at max volume

whilst her son is upstairs trying to watch furry porn

aand missing most of the notes

gets frustrated after 30 minuets and switches task, as usual. checks facebook

Thirty minuets is a lot of classical music

https://youtu.be/VsW7uf-2WwI

40 hara is a god