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2019-12-26 07:51:05 UTC  

She's gorgeous aint she?

2019-12-26 07:51:07 UTC  

is it sad that she's hotter with the ben deepfake face than her original?

2019-12-26 07:51:22 UTC  

I bet africans are looking at those pools like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/659664536034344970/TOMface.jpg

2019-12-26 07:51:25 UTC  

Havent seen it.

2019-12-26 07:51:56 UTC  

I image them goin
"dose white crackas be swimmin in drinking water!"

2019-12-26 07:54:34 UTC  

This makes me want fried chicken.

2019-12-26 07:54:46 UTC  

@Uksio they wouldn't say that, don't be so ethnocentric

2019-12-26 07:54:57 UTC  

They'd say "Ooga booga!"

2019-12-26 07:55:14 UTC  

You want the best fried chicken?

2019-12-26 07:55:35 UTC  

It is 2 a.m., I don't need to be laughing my ass off every time someone says ooga booga.

2019-12-26 07:56:13 UTC  

@Falco you're welcome

2019-12-26 07:56:23 UTC  

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2019-12-26 08:03:55 UTC  

Get your chicken wings, stab them a dozen times with a skewer.
Put them in a snap lock bag with half a cup of fish sauce.
Let them marinade overnight.
The next day, dry them thoroughly.
Vacuum bag them.
Cook them in a sous vide at 60C for 6 hours.
When they're done, take them out, and dry them thoroughly.
Heat up a pot of high smoke point oil (rice bran, safflower, sunflower etc) to 230C.
THIS IS REALLY FUCKIN HOT.
Deep fry the wings in small batches until they're just golden. It wont take long.
Don't worry that its too quick. The sous vide at 60C for 6 hours killed all the bacteria you need to worry about.

2019-12-26 08:04:20 UTC  

Abigail Shapiro... holy fuck this is an amazing troll job.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/659667796837269505/chrome_F0FF3rX4Wr.png

2019-12-26 08:04:34 UTC  

I asked disco for a cooking channel but she called me gay

2019-12-26 08:04:51 UTC  

I'd be all for a cooking channel.

2019-12-26 08:04:58 UTC  

You should see my fkn kitchen.

2019-12-26 08:05:04 UTC  

hang on a sec.

2019-12-26 08:07:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/659668599803478028/image0.jpg

2019-12-26 08:08:04 UTC  

ENHANCE!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/659668736973733899/astolfo_plushie_cook.jpg

2019-12-26 08:08:21 UTC  

Merry Christmas from the free world

2019-12-26 08:08:45 UTC  

o.0 its 1900 on boxing day over here m8

2019-12-26 08:09:07 UTC  

That's a nice lookin kitchen tho, I must admit

2019-12-26 08:09:26 UTC  

Yeah it is nice kitchen @Scale_e

2019-12-26 08:09:39 UTC  

That oven and stove top, $12k

2019-12-26 08:09:51 UTC  

that carpet corner needs some sticky tape training tho

2019-12-26 08:10:11 UTC  

lol yeah

2019-12-26 08:10:21 UTC  

**FFS** none of you shitlords realized abigail shapiro was fake?

2019-12-26 08:10:30 UTC  

It's a trip hazard

2019-12-26 08:10:38 UTC  

but i was sick of slipping on oil

2019-12-26 08:10:47 UTC  

@Ralin Storm And that is important how?

2019-12-26 08:11:07 UTC  

how is abigail shapiro... fake?

2019-12-26 08:11:12 UTC  

She... does exist.

2019-12-26 08:11:19 UTC  

abigail shapiro **isn't real***

2019-12-26 08:11:29 UTC  

the chick exists, but the ben lookalike is deepfake

2019-12-26 08:11:40 UTC  

Okay now Ben isn't real

2019-12-26 08:12:07 UTC  

Israel was never real

2019-12-26 08:12:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/659669787181449247/abigail_shapiro_ben.png

2019-12-26 08:12:15 UTC  

She's ...very real.

2019-12-26 08:12:22 UTC  

ben shapiro is the monster in your closet