Message from @Engineered Eldritch Catgirl

Discord ID: 652064746228547604


2019-12-05 08:30:06 UTC  

I’ve always enjoyed the “danger: humans” stuff

2019-12-05 08:30:06 UTC  

lmao because that shit don't happen anywhere else

2019-12-05 08:30:08 UTC  

maybe we were once a part of another species

2019-12-05 08:30:21 UTC  

@Win Roe we have no way of telling

2019-12-05 08:30:22 UTC  

I hate the whole "Humans bad" thing

2019-12-05 08:30:22 UTC  

*the black egyptians*

2019-12-05 08:30:45 UTC  

We know that we are literally programmed to stop reproducing cells

2019-12-05 08:30:49 UTC  

It urkes me

2019-12-05 08:30:51 UTC  

so that's something

2019-12-05 08:31:11 UTC  

Fucking Yakub, this is all his fault anyway

2019-12-05 08:31:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/652064429353074688/24296756_10214145715493012_3311995014200601028_n.png

2019-12-05 08:31:16 UTC  

Telomeres. Yes.

2019-12-05 08:31:26 UTC  

Oh, I don’t mean that, Bad. I’m talking about where people put our species into a terrifying light. Like we consume poisons for fun and recreation

2019-12-05 08:31:55 UTC  

Everything is poison

2019-12-05 08:31:57 UTC  

Humanity is bored

2019-12-05 08:31:57 UTC  

@Engineered Eldritch Catgirl wow, look at the difference that just 2 extra % nigger makes

2019-12-05 08:32:03 UTC  

always has been

2019-12-05 08:32:14 UTC  

If taking poison is a metaphor for fucking a hot alian chick then count me in.

2019-12-05 08:32:15 UTC  

so we cope with our boredom with shit like that

2019-12-05 08:32:29 UTC  

Woah, didn't know Botswana is doing well

2019-12-05 08:32:30 UTC  

where do i sign up?

2019-12-05 08:32:36 UTC  

I mean, we have cave paintings that turned out to be dick-drawings. Some things don’t change

2019-12-05 08:32:56 UTC  

The more they change. The mire they stay the same

2019-12-05 08:32:58 UTC  

also one has a lot of aids

2019-12-05 08:33:00 UTC  

no joke

2019-12-05 08:33:06 UTC  

Romans did drew dicks on walls

2019-12-05 08:33:15 UTC  

Mmm civilised dicks

2019-12-05 08:33:24 UTC  

I saw Kilroy on the back of a garbage truck

2019-12-05 08:33:29 UTC  

Statues had small dicks too

2019-12-05 08:33:33 UTC  

Yall seen the Dicktine chapel?

2019-12-05 08:34:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/652065206066741249/78406408_10216080600031325_3078543020589580288_o.png

2019-12-05 08:34:51 UTC  

the people don't want trump man bad

2019-12-05 08:35:15 UTC  

Can we just restore the monarchy and move on

2019-12-05 08:35:29 UTC  

america never had a stable monarchy

2019-12-05 08:35:37 UTC  

Good thing too

2019-12-05 08:36:02 UTC  

Well, it only really ever had a governor

2019-12-05 08:36:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/652065646129053716/15203331_1810778062526073_7877557680036780029_n.png

2019-12-05 08:36:32 UTC  

but

2019-12-05 08:36:34 UTC  

they did

2019-12-05 08:36:35 UTC  

tho

2019-12-05 08:37:41 UTC  

if you count Ukrainian as a race