the bacteria and micro viruses on the alien will just exist on you now

and will mutate and spread

Crossovers can be hilarious

good

http://www.dvandom.com/kitbash/twilek1.JPG

@Uksio I wanna vom rn unironically

good seed, will breed a stronger human race

I don't think Human alien hybrids are possible tho

Why not?

genetics

its possible, mass effect told me so

Maybe we were seeded by aliens

I saw a god of war/MLP story called Bridled Fury. Fucking lost it

@Uksio that actually might be true, we don't know

someone said that humanity is quarantined on earth, because of our disease

aging

and cellular death

I’ve always enjoyed the “danger: humans” stuff

lmao because that shit don't happen anywhere else

maybe we were once a part of another species

@Win Roe we have no way of telling

I hate the whole "Humans bad" thing

*the black egyptians*

We know that we are literally programmed to stop reproducing cells

It urkes me

so that's something

Fucking Yakub, this is all his fault anyway

Telomeres. Yes.

Oh, I don’t mean that, Bad. I’m talking about where people put our species into a terrifying light. Like we consume poisons for fun and recreation

Everything is poison

Humanity is bored

@Engineered Eldritch Catgirl wow, look at the difference that just 2 extra % nigger makes

always has been

If taking poison is a metaphor for fucking a hot alian chick then count me in.

so we cope with our boredom with shit like that

Woah, didn't know Botswana is doing well

where do i sign up?

I mean, we have cave paintings that turned out to be dick-drawings. Some things don’t change

The more they change. The mire they stay the same