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Can't stop someone who's smarter than you

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I am only half jewish,

Boomer gif

Well... until further investigation discoveries into my ancestry that is

https://arxiv.org/abs/1110.1556

Soviets trying to not let jews into institutions of learning birthed a rather curious set of problems to solve

They are not really hard. But they are very unconventional.

You need to be creative and inventive with these, not book-smart

The purpose was to fail jews and have plausible deniability - upon revealing of the answer the problem appeared to be downright easy.
Hence nobody could accuse the govt of playing foul.

Devious. Deliciously so.

That's semitic talk

https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/e6cyo9/i_have_never_liked_ellen/f9pccxp/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628043350355869696/651984356071571497/fde64b0.png

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