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2019-12-22 13:13:52 UTC  

The most competent Chinese generals always seemed to live during a time when China was not a unified state.

2019-12-22 13:13:58 UTC  

Then it unifies and everyone's shit at fighting again.

2019-12-22 13:14:13 UTC  

Good time, bad nibbas.

2019-12-22 13:14:22 UTC  

You'd have to be stupid to deny that there were quite a few Chinese commanders who deserve a spot in history as some of the best ever.

2019-12-22 13:14:33 UTC  

But, just never when China as a united state could've actually needed some.

2019-12-22 13:14:55 UTC  

Laughs in HMS *Nemesis*

2019-12-22 13:14:56 UTC  

It'd be really nice if the fucking Chinese could stop being serfs.

2019-12-22 13:15:15 UTC  

I'm not very well versed in Chinese history and I won't pretend to me, but names that stick out include Cao Cao and An Lushan.

2019-12-22 13:15:21 UTC  

Think they're from near enough the same period though.

When China wasn't warring with itself, internal politics generally ensured that only those with the most prodigious love of bootlicking managed to get anywhere. Which made the Emperors feel great up until they needed their generals to do some gangster shit for them.

2019-12-22 13:15:38 UTC  

chinese were shit at fighting even at their civil war periods

2019-12-22 13:15:49 UTC  

mass infantry formations

2019-12-22 13:15:53 UTC  

poorly armoured troops

2019-12-22 13:15:55 UTC  

shit cavalry

2019-12-22 13:16:05 UTC  

You guys remember that Chinese man who thought he was the brother of Jesus?

Started a civil war that killed 20-30 million people?

2019-12-22 13:16:15 UTC  

and they could only operate because of the sheer grain output of rice farms

2019-12-22 13:16:21 UTC  

theyd be useless anywhere outside of china

2019-12-22 13:16:40 UTC  

Still, China's sheer size was a defense in and of itself.

2019-12-22 13:16:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/658296880454828032/Satan_santa_puppy.jpg

2019-12-22 13:16:51 UTC  

but every war in china leaves tens of millions dead

2019-12-22 13:17:02 UTC  

And the general rarity of times when it was actually conquered allowed it to innovate and develop technologically and culturally.

2019-12-22 13:17:22 UTC  

they also breed like rabbits, so what's those millions dead???
Just fertiliser ofc!

2019-12-22 13:17:23 UTC  

shit wrong chat

2019-12-22 13:17:25 UTC  

>when you're chilling on your medieval warboat when some tea-drinkers come along with a ship spewing smoke, then shoot a firework into your largest boat and blow it to smithereens

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/658297037292568576/Nemesis-Image-5-close-crop-WEB.png

2019-12-22 13:17:28 UTC  

kek

2019-12-22 13:17:38 UTC  

I mean heck, the crossbow was invented in China in 700 BC.

2019-12-22 13:18:14 UTC  

Early forms did emerge in Europe but they weren't ubiquitous until way into the Medieval period.

2019-12-22 13:18:26 UTC  

its funny

2019-12-22 13:18:32 UTC  

Aha Suiyang!

2019-12-22 13:18:36 UTC  

because the region had had primitive ironclads for centuries

2019-12-22 13:18:37 UTC  

before then

2019-12-22 13:18:47 UTC  

and they sent fucking wooden ships vs steam ships

2019-12-22 13:18:52 UTC  

I love war.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/658297401928450077/unknown.png

2019-12-22 13:19:07 UTC  

>decisive tang victory

I thought you might appreciate that one, lads.

2019-12-22 13:19:30 UTC  

>TFW you realise you enjoy the architecture of ancient European, Asian, North African and South American dynasties, and firmly understand that you hate modern architecture.

2019-12-22 13:19:47 UTC  

>Red Indians and Sub-Saharan Africans don't have architecture.

2019-12-22 13:19:49 UTC  

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2019-12-22 13:19:56 UTC  

Modern architecture is shit.