Just cause I'm currently browsing grindr doesn't mean I'm gay smh

As long as you say no homo and the balls don't touch

It's only gay when the balls touch @Mikey

He's trying to make friends

I'd reckon a lot of marine animals pick up we aren't supposed to be in the water

I feel the same about mcdonalds, take a bite and realise its not what I wanted <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Mine and samaritan's balls have touched

Dude its not gay when the balls touch, its gay when a dick has been in your ass <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

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Anything else is just helping out a bro

I think it has to do with humans being land animals

Orcas have never fatally bitten a human, even though they could fuck a human up.

But, I'm a taker <:why:462286147473637407>

Its only gay for the one with a dick in his asss

because they know we would wreck their shit if they pissed us off

Orcas have drowned people though

Literally killing seaworld employees all the time

Seaworld employees deserve it

ever see the video of the orca upsmashing the seal?

they jsut do shit because they can

Dragging them around by their hair and throwing them round like volleyballs and shit

some dolphins are members of rape gangs too

yeah orcas in seaworld know they are prisoners

All dolphins rape dude, and funnily enough there is even a statistic for amount of humans raped by dolpins 🤔

dont know if they go after humans though

Orcas have nothing on me. I beat them to death with my big toe

(or do i)

oh baby

Marine animals are adapted to live in the water and usually require more energy than land animals do. Something like a shark which actually has some intelligence probably picks up that we aren't gonna offer much sustenance

fuck that sounds weird, i meant i may have been raped by dolphins

Rape is part and parcel of living in dolphin infested waters

But that's just speculation on my part

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/frisky-dolphin-tries-to-get-busy-divers_n_1862148

USS Indianapolis except its Dolphins and everyone gets raped

https://youtu.be/G7WGIH35JBE?t=28

https://www.ranker.com/list/dolphin-facts/lee-emjay

@Storin does that assessment make sense to you?

This is how sea aids will start

its not bad if u can get ur dick in their blowhole while they rape u

https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/columns/straight-dope/article/13045860/can-dolphins-rape-humans-when-animals-attack-sexually im already on a watch list probably so the FBI might as well add this shit <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

do dolphones even have blow holes?