Kek.

🎵 This was a triumph.

Basically a red skin kiwi

Looks tasty though

♫♪♫♪

That's what *he* wants you to think. @Scale_e

I bet one could possibly cultivate kiwis with red skin

☼►

And call them Materwelons

thats a kind of Materwelon willy wonka will make

We already have kiwis with yellow skin

Then I am wonka

Herobrine was actually a thing for a few months, but it was rare, it was supposed to be a mob you could interact with but it was bugged, it would just stare and stalk you

And passion fruit in the shape of small bananas with banana skin

So they removed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1jmhbw3JHw

Herobrine was never a thing.
It was only ever creepypasta

Oh dear. Oh boy. That's a post card from the past.

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 Wasn't it supposed to be the ghost of Notch's brother or some such?

No

No one ever actually found a herobrine, there were only shoops

to tricks that black kid inside chocolat factory

Thats the creepypasta

I woulda sworn that was the legend of herobrine was born.

1855 NY was not very PC I recon

Occasionally I'd be digging and see a monster that just stared at me instead of attacking.

You recon?

Actually, though, it did inspire Enders

Recon?

You actually went there?

I surmise, my dear fren

*reckon

No.

He said recon

This just has it all

He can’t take it back now

Very subtle image

Meh, it's english. Spelling is not importatn

WHERES THE TIME MACHINE, CUNT? IVE GOT A SPORTS ALMANAC AND A BETS TO MAKE.

TELL ME!

Hey. Bring back the John Stossel