Message from @Jack of Trades

Discord ID: 651941848666865665


2019-12-05 00:15:42 UTC  

we're forming a new world, a new man

2019-12-05 00:15:56 UTC  

We are on teh brink of becoming godlike with our manboobs

2019-12-05 00:16:06 UTC  

lol

2019-12-05 00:17:47 UTC  

I'm not fat in the slightest, but I can tell you from experience, if you dont eat healthy and exercise, you're in a world of pain later on in your life.

2019-12-05 00:18:56 UTC  

You only live once. Enjoy every moment. Fuck death, fuck fear, fuck pain

2019-12-05 00:19:05 UTC  

If you can't enjoy every moment, there's no point to life

2019-12-05 00:19:49 UTC  

@Al Capwned thats exactly how i've been living my life too.
I just dont want people to have any delusions

2019-12-05 00:20:26 UTC  

If you're happy eating healthy, Papa Blesses. No shame in it. I like broccoli too.

2019-12-05 00:20:37 UTC  

eeww

2019-12-05 00:20:45 UTC  

nigga dont be hating

2019-12-05 00:21:45 UTC  

give me some good bacon and lettuce any time of the day

2019-12-05 00:21:54 UTC  

but broccoli? barely qualifies as food

2019-12-05 00:22:18 UTC  

Broccoli can be plenty tasty.

2019-12-05 00:22:37 UTC  

Likewise with Brussel sprouts!

2019-12-05 00:22:51 UTC  

let me guess: you add stuff to it?

2019-12-05 00:23:25 UTC  

Sorry lads, have to go. The Journalist Collusion 2.0 has begun.

2019-12-05 00:23:38 UTC  

Depends on my mood, to be honest. @DankMemez

2019-12-05 00:23:53 UTC  

@Al Capwned you werent even here.....bbc.....

2019-12-05 00:24:05 UTC  

oh wait, thats not creepy at all....

2019-12-05 00:24:09 UTC  
2019-12-05 00:24:16 UTC  

I look forward to broadcasting more food later on

2019-12-05 00:25:15 UTC  
2019-12-05 00:25:24 UTC  

I usually do parmesean, but that looks like a good idea too

2019-12-05 00:25:38 UTC  

and this requires someone who knows how to cook btw

2019-12-05 00:28:09 UTC  

First you throw in some pieces of cut up bacon, add chicken, stir fry for 2 mins, add sprouts. stir fry until outsides are slightly crispy, add sauce or liquid of your choice.

2019-12-05 00:28:33 UTC  

Ain't hard

2019-12-05 00:38:53 UTC  

dear god I love her body but the face and voice aren't my type

2019-12-05 00:39:01 UTC  

Lauren Southern goes into a Muslim area in Australia and the police tell her she is not welcome

2019-12-05 00:39:17 UTC  

As she would commit an offense towards the Muslims

2019-12-05 00:39:24 UTC  

By her presence alone

2019-12-05 00:40:50 UTC  

and now, for something completely different https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT-h6BDiV50

2019-12-05 00:41:34 UTC  

oh god i'm gonna do it

2019-12-05 00:41:35 UTC  

i have to do it

2019-12-05 00:41:36 UTC  

1 min

2019-12-05 00:45:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/651947186325815306/carp_singing_opera_funny_expression.gif

2019-12-05 00:45:24 UTC  

As Australian, I can confirm.
It be like that.
Leftist news don’t think it be like it is, but it *do*.

2019-12-05 00:47:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/651947653223153665/carp_singing_opera_funny_expression_reverse.gif

2019-12-05 00:54:26 UTC  

Homophobia in Pokemon games

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/651949466630488105/Straight_Street.png