Adam was a cuck tbh, let a snake diddle his wife and got thrown out of eden <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Not diddle, just seduce

Same thing homie

Not really

nah he was just a retard

She put that 12in in her I guarantee

And adam watched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liLU2tEz7KY

But, them being cast out of the garden indirectly caused sin to spread to the earth

Hence why people are shits sometimes

Nah thats bullshit

She fucked a snake and adam did jack shit, that is why they got thrown out

God was not impressed with degeneracy and beta cucks

https://giphy.com/gifs/a3zqvrH40Cdhu

Damn right

@Storin The jews agree with you

If we actually have any creationists here or round earthers you should be taken to a camp and gassed till death <:shrug:349342983763656705>

@Storin round earthers lmao

>jewish furry fanfiction
make me puke

the flat earth shit is awesome tbh

I don't agree with the Jews, they are the snake <:SmugPepe:510408646807519233>

I never thought to question NASA liars

ready for some head explosions?

Dude the shit I come out with is either comedic genius or getting me added to government lists <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

I'm just saying, if you got thrown out of 107 bars. You wouldnt blame it on the bars

lists

I like that in some versions of the desert myth, originally god created Lilith, the same way as he did Adam, from dirt.

Lilith was Adam's equal and when he sent her to the kitchen she ran away from the paradise and went to have an orgy with demons.

So god had to make Eve out of Adam's rib <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

They didn't get thrown out of bars, they got thrown out of eden because eve fucked a snake. <:shrug:349342983763656705>

And Adam was a bitch and didn't kill the snake

Bars being countries the jews have been kicked out of

adams snake wasnt good enough

I have to make my damn GIF discord compatible AGAIN

google keeps removing it

I cant stand Judaism honestly

Incidentally, this means that the desert people have it in their religion that women were created to be subservient to men because when they were equal, it didn't end up well.

oof

Remember women are property, if your property gets taken by another you are right and just in the exercise of your second amendment <:SmugPepe:510408646807519233>

A religion of victimhood

thats the real cringy shit