Message from @AgniKobi

Discord ID: 653075700898725928


2019-12-08 03:28:02 UTC  

niggers stop trying to correct my definition of boomer.
I'm talking about the 30 y.o boomer that plays runescape and drinks monster

2019-12-08 03:28:03 UTC  

He still refuses to give her my number

2019-12-08 03:28:05 UTC  

don't you start with the generational bullcrap and mocking zoomers for not being an earlier generation

2019-12-08 03:28:07 UTC  

Oh god, Ralin's only like 15

2019-12-08 03:28:18 UTC  

how many of them are on this server?

2019-12-08 03:28:20 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck with a 60 year old mom?

2019-12-08 03:28:24 UTC  

think about it numbnuts

2019-12-08 03:28:27 UTC  

@AgniKobi - Get your facts straight teen fag.

2019-12-08 03:28:28 UTC  

15 Id guess

2019-12-08 03:28:30 UTC  

@Ralin Storm I know a friend of mine like that IRL

2019-12-08 03:28:42 UTC  

what is the cutoff date for kids?

2019-12-08 03:28:43 UTC  

tfw when your mom has you as newborn *when she's 56*

2019-12-08 03:28:44 UTC  

<:Pepe_of_akkad:462279833511264257>

2019-12-08 03:29:08 UTC  

you were the last egg from the freezer

2019-12-08 03:29:10 UTC  

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-12-08 03:29:14 UTC  

lol

2019-12-08 03:29:14 UTC  

what a lonely existence

2019-12-08 03:29:27 UTC  

Its not too bad.

2019-12-08 03:29:39 UTC  

At least it isn't as bad as livids mom being preggers at 10

2019-12-08 03:29:40 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-12-08 03:29:43 UTC  

Wait, I'm over 30 and I drink Monsters from time to time. >.>

2019-12-08 03:29:58 UTC  

Of course, it's mostly to keep myself upright during 30 hour workdays...

2019-12-08 03:30:02 UTC  

@Samaritan™ 10's a bit of a conservative estimate.

2019-12-08 03:30:07 UTC  

It's more like 9

2019-12-08 03:30:08 UTC  

> Brigitte Adams caused a sensation four years ago when she appeared on the cover of Bloomberg Businessweek under the headline, “Freeze your eggs, Free your career.” She was single and blond, a Vassar graduate who spoke fluent Italian, and was working in tech marketing for a number of prestigious companies. Her story was one of empowerment, how a new fertility procedure was giving women more choices, as the magazine noted provocatively, “in the quest to have it all.”

2019-12-08 03:30:09 UTC  

@Laucivol you are the least edgy person on the server

2019-12-08 03:30:13 UTC  

And I played Runescape when it came out.

2019-12-08 03:30:16 UTC  

It's ok, livids grandparents consented.

2019-12-08 03:30:23 UTC  

@livid_scrooge 's mom is Islamic?

2019-12-08 03:30:25 UTC  

So did his rapist

2019-12-08 03:30:28 UTC  

Though only for like a year or two.

2019-12-08 03:30:34 UTC  

> In early 2017, with her 45th birthday looming and no sign of Mr. Right, she decided to start a family on her own. She excitedly unfroze the 11 eggs she had stored and selected a sperm donor.
> Two eggs failed to survive the thawing process. Three more failed to fertilize. That left six embryos, of which five appeared to be abnormal. The last one was implanted in her uterus. On the morning of March 7, she got the devastating news that it, too, had failed.

2019-12-08 03:30:36 UTC  

I think his rapist is the rapist of his mom?

2019-12-08 03:30:40 UTC  

I'm not 100% sure tho

2019-12-08 03:30:51 UTC  

lol, I dunno.. I can be pretty edgy compared to some people @Louis

2019-12-08 03:30:54 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck what if he back to the futured his mom?

2019-12-08 03:30:57 UTC  

what if the rapist of your rapist is your mom's rapist

2019-12-08 03:31:02 UTC  

@Ralin Storm oh shit, that'd be fucking WEIRD

2019-12-08 03:31:07 UTC  

There's a reason why I've ended up dwelling *here*.

2019-12-08 03:31:09 UTC  

>Grandfather Paradox