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my personal method of retaking Jerusalem

Inb4 lefists will be like "it's not cannibalism, it's just a clump of cells"

It'll be more like, "Have you ever eaten that bit of skin that forms in the middle of your upper lip when it's really cold? It's like that, just different."

*jucier*

Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like babies

Turns out "Krampus" as a warning against the left

Not just a child-eating-demon

Why is this only now being recommended to me?

What abomination is the YouTube algo

mfw there is no libertarian argument against eating corpses

Peoples corpses there is

They're property of the deceased family

sneak into a grave and turn a corpses' skin into furniture, it's not hard people

well both really

assuming the corpse is given freely i presumed

Just don't eat the brains after burying them for a week. Kuru is an incurable prion as of yet

as going to mcdonals and ordering a McFetus with fries and a coke would be

I wonder if the bones would be too hard, or just crunchy like a soft shell crab

Does Kuru cause Feminism?

you can eat brains if you want

idc if you go schitzo

@Kealor what do u actually think is in a chicken mcnublet?

@Malt_Hitman I dunno. The Fores are not a tribe I am very acquaintanced with. I can however say that the corpses generally are eaten by the spouse and the direct children

boomer: stay off my lawn <:boomer:646863132064612362> ✊
libertarian: stay off my lawn <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608> <:pepegun:588019479401726001>

zoomer: shits on the lawn making autistic screeches

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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gen z better fucking save us

There argument then is its wrong under natural law which is a conservativism position but most people aren't only libertarian

I'm not sure Gen Z is as conservative as some people say they are.

I do see the argument for eating corpses from a libertarian perspective <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

libertarian is a big umbrella

"i bought this corpse, get off mah lawn"

if I want to pose this corpse in my living room on a chair and dress it up in my mother's clothing, that's between me and god

vegans will be the high grade gourmet grain fed

Pfff. Why going for corpses and be accused of desecration when you can gather lost limbs and amputations? As long as they voluntarity give them to you...

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can you posthumously own your own corpse <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

sew the limbs into a giant limb monster