There is a contract

We're obligated to rape your corpse if you sign it

>put mind into samsungs new trashuman aibot(tm)
>rape your own corpse
>???
>profit

and no black dicks either

@Kealor Genius

actually step 3 is sell your corpse to a saudi necrophile prince

so perhaps profit is there

@matroyshka here, take 2 of these and don't call me in the morning

what the fuck is that

those pills increase the size of your dick by 2 inches, but turn you into a trap

sony aibo heard matroyshkas rape dog whistle https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims?quality=85&image_uri=https%3A%2F%2Fo.aolcdn.com%2Fimages%2Fdims%3Fcrop%3D1600%252C912%252C0%252C0%26quality%3D85%26format%3Djpg%26resize%3D1600%252C912%26image_uri%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fo.aolcdn.com%252Fhss%252Fstorage%252Fmidas%252Fcd9654055164dd59d100d66572b141a3%252F206614458%252FAibo%252Bhands%252Bon%252Bgallery%252B1.JPG%26client%3Da1acac3e1b3290917d92%26signature%3D1737197eb183e11920f327d9845c360168785f90&client=amp-blogside-v2&signature=4f3b54d762984f5d68ddbbccf8b1d9cb340d0b2e

use with caution

I'm in

he came for the corpse rape

actually I will need my dick to be increased by at least like 10 inches for it to be above average in size

he stayed for the pats

it recedes into my body

Necrophiles are hard to come by we're sorry but we cannot guarantee the race of the person who will commit penetrative sexual acts on your corpse for no less then 40 minutes

So. You cannot own your body after death. But in the U.S, there is no federal law against cannibalism as long as both parties are living and willing so you can eat someone's arm if they let you

>female
>discord
idk sounds pretty gay

well if you can't guarantee the race of the dick I ain't letting you kill me and rape my corpse it's as simple as that, smh taking my business elsewhere

Post mortem cannibalism however is a big no-no legally

wasn't there that case of the german guy who found a mentally ill twink online and ate him and ended up killing him

but the murder was agreed upon

by the victim

Yes

That happened

oh dear god, i'm gonna do something that should never be done

prepare yourselves

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

new burger joint opening in cali

"the placenta"

That isn't real is it

I would eat there

I've been learning GIMP so you don't know what i'm about to do

mfw the far left accidently creates ancapistan

you're going to dress up in rubber in someone's basement?

@Samaritan™ u need to get out more. of course its real

I don't live in CA

nobody lives in CA

Hrm, I'm gonna have to find this out. Though, I *really* doubt it.