well if you can't guarantee the race of the dick I ain't letting you kill me and rape my corpse it's as simple as that, smh taking my business elsewhere

Post mortem cannibalism however is a big no-no legally

wasn't there that case of the german guy who found a mentally ill twink online and ate him and ended up killing him

but the murder was agreed upon

by the victim

Yes

That happened

oh dear god, i'm gonna do something that should never be done

prepare yourselves

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

new burger joint opening in cali

"the placenta"

That isn't real is it

I would eat there

I've been learning GIMP so you don't know what i'm about to do

mfw the far left accidently creates ancapistan

you're going to dress up in rubber in someone's basement?

@Samaritan™ u need to get out more. of course its real

I don't live in CA

nobody lives in CA

Hrm, I'm gonna have to find this out. Though, I *really* doubt it.

Heh, ask the people I encounter in Cali if they live there. XD

well we for sure can all agree that nobody lives in australia

because it's not fucking a place

everyone "from cali" is a spook tbh

im froma australia

but i am a spook

Same

you're a liar

so it checks out

But I'm not a spook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg

Well, I have met people that say they're from Australia online.. and spoke with them, too... lotsa folks from there.

by the way "australian" accents are so hot

they make my pants saucy

@Samaritan™ fake and gay

Some are

So, pretty sure Australia is a place.. like Cali is.

idk if i have aussie accent tbh

australia isn't real wake up sheeple

The worst thing imaginable is hearing a women whine and bitch in an Australian accent God help me