you guys aware that Anita is trying for a 2nd gamergate?

so you have to convince her to commit suicide first <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

your life is *so* shitty carol

you know what takes the pain away?

You lose your rights when you become a corpse so no post humorous ownership

sex abuse is rife in the gaming industry

but its not the right wing doing it <:smugay:593502151758708776>

I'll pay your family 2 million now kill yourself for my enjoyment

that's extremely tempting

A lot of people would actually do it

but how will you guarantee my corpse will be fucked

people would take that

There is a contract

We're obligated to rape your corpse if you sign it

>put mind into samsungs new trashuman aibot(tm)
>rape your own corpse
>???
>profit

and no black dicks either

@Kealor Genius

actually step 3 is sell your corpse to a saudi necrophile prince

so perhaps profit is there

@matroyshka here, take 2 of these and don't call me in the morning

what the fuck is that

those pills increase the size of your dick by 2 inches, but turn you into a trap

sony aibo heard matroyshkas rape dog whistle https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims?quality=85&image_uri=https%3A%2F%2Fo.aolcdn.com%2Fimages%2Fdims%3Fcrop%3D1600%252C912%252C0%252C0%26quality%3D85%26format%3Djpg%26resize%3D1600%252C912%26image_uri%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fo.aolcdn.com%252Fhss%252Fstorage%252Fmidas%252Fcd9654055164dd59d100d66572b141a3%252F206614458%252FAibo%252Bhands%252Bon%252Bgallery%252B1.JPG%26client%3Da1acac3e1b3290917d92%26signature%3D1737197eb183e11920f327d9845c360168785f90&client=amp-blogside-v2&signature=4f3b54d762984f5d68ddbbccf8b1d9cb340d0b2e

use with caution

I'm in

he came for the corpse rape

actually I will need my dick to be increased by at least like 10 inches for it to be above average in size

he stayed for the pats

it recedes into my body

Necrophiles are hard to come by we're sorry but we cannot guarantee the race of the person who will commit penetrative sexual acts on your corpse for no less then 40 minutes

So. You cannot own your body after death. But in the U.S, there is no federal law against cannibalism as long as both parties are living and willing so you can eat someone's arm if they let you

>female
>discord
idk sounds pretty gay

well if you can't guarantee the race of the dick I ain't letting you kill me and rape my corpse it's as simple as that, smh taking my business elsewhere

Post mortem cannibalism however is a big no-no legally

wasn't there that case of the german guy who found a mentally ill twink online and ate him and ended up killing him

but the murder was agreed upon

by the victim

Yes

That happened

oh dear god, i'm gonna do something that should never be done

prepare yourselves