my mom is a ((gamble))

ftfy

shane

But they tell you not to vaccinate your kids for the flu and to wait until they're around 4 to get most of the shots you're meant to have soon after being born

Cursed your cat is so cute man

It's not my cat

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Yeah yeah

You're taking care of it

And it makes me mad

We all know you like the little fucker

If you didnt you would have thrown him back into the street

I like it 20% of the time

They do this fun thing where they try to sleep on my neck

Si

So

I don't sleep much

And I can't hit them or throw them at a wall it's not fair

Yeah people who don't teach their cats not to fucking do that are annoying

My friends cats usually like sleeping by my face but know not to actually touch my neck

They can be dumb and kinda oblivious but they'll usually learn what shit you do and don't like them doing

The issue is that cats think of humans like other cats, where dogs are genetically predisposed to thinking of humans as masters, cats see us as equals to them and so they act like your house is a territory you're sharing with them

that is. the truth

They're smart enough to learn what pisses you off but also dickish enough to keep doing it whenever they think they'll get away with it

i had a cat when i was little and it would always come into my room when i was asleep and like sleep on my bed or whatever

but then it would get mad

if i rolled over and onto it

like wtf

Yeah

we arent the same thing

get away

Cats sleep next to people or other cats that they really trust

its your fault for sleeping here

~~infidel~~

But their brains dont think that animals move during their sleep

Humans are a little unique in that regard

Yeah they don't try to sleep on me they try to play on top of me when I'm trying to sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLb9EIiSyG8

Hmm

one of my old rabbits would do that

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