Message from @Dorieus

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2019-11-09 23:44:48 UTC  

And it makes me mad

2019-11-09 23:44:59 UTC  

We all know you like the little fucker

2019-11-09 23:45:11 UTC  

If you didnt you would have thrown him back into the street

2019-11-09 23:45:22 UTC  

I like it 20% of the time

2019-11-09 23:45:33 UTC  

They do this fun thing where they try to sleep on my neck

2019-11-09 23:45:34 UTC  

Si

2019-11-09 23:45:36 UTC  

So

2019-11-09 23:45:39 UTC  

I don't sleep much

2019-11-09 23:45:51 UTC  

And I can't hit them or throw them at a wall it's not fair

2019-11-09 23:45:56 UTC  

Yeah people who don't teach their cats not to fucking do that are annoying

2019-11-09 23:46:17 UTC  

My friends cats usually like sleeping by my face but know not to actually touch my neck

2019-11-09 23:48:06 UTC  

They can be dumb and kinda oblivious but they'll usually learn what shit you do and don't like them doing

2019-11-09 23:49:16 UTC  

The issue is that cats think of humans like other cats, where dogs are genetically predisposed to thinking of humans as masters, cats see us as equals to them and so they act like your house is a territory you're sharing with them

2019-11-09 23:49:29 UTC  

that is. the truth

2019-11-09 23:49:49 UTC  

They're smart enough to learn what pisses you off but also dickish enough to keep doing it whenever they think they'll get away with it

2019-11-09 23:49:59 UTC  

i had a cat when i was little and it would always come into my room when i was asleep and like sleep on my bed or whatever

2019-11-09 23:50:07 UTC  

but then it would get mad

2019-11-09 23:50:11 UTC  

if i rolled over and onto it

2019-11-09 23:50:13 UTC  

like wtf

2019-11-09 23:50:14 UTC  

Yeah

2019-11-09 23:50:21 UTC  

we arent the same thing

2019-11-09 23:50:23 UTC  

get away

2019-11-09 23:50:27 UTC  

Cats sleep next to people or other cats that they really trust

2019-11-09 23:50:31 UTC  

its your fault for sleeping here

2019-11-09 23:50:43 UTC  

~~infidel~~

2019-11-09 23:50:50 UTC  

But their brains dont think that animals move during their sleep

2019-11-09 23:50:58 UTC  

Humans are a little unique in that regard

2019-11-09 23:50:59 UTC  

Yeah they don't try to sleep on me they try to play on top of me when I'm trying to sleep

2019-11-09 23:51:09 UTC  

Hmm

2019-11-09 23:51:14 UTC  

one of my old rabbits would do that

2019-11-09 23:51:15 UTC  

🆙 | **Falls leveled up!**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/642873872630153276/levelUp.png

2019-11-09 23:51:25 UTC  

How long have you had them and how long did the people before you have them

2019-11-09 23:51:40 UTC  

lol why does this open up with just a shot of a guy cutting a brain like its one of those soap cutting videos

2019-11-09 23:51:45 UTC  

wtaf

2019-11-09 23:51:46 UTC  

😂

2019-11-09 23:51:50 UTC  

she was nocturnal and would bolt around the house and sometimes across your bed as fast as she could

2019-11-09 23:51:54 UTC  

she was jet black too

2019-11-09 23:51:55 UTC  

I've had them for like three four weeks

2019-11-09 23:52:04 UTC  

I trained them to cover their shit

2019-11-09 23:52:18 UTC  

did you demonstrate?