And I can't hit them or throw them at a wall it's not fair

Yeah people who don't teach their cats not to fucking do that are annoying

My friends cats usually like sleeping by my face but know not to actually touch my neck

They can be dumb and kinda oblivious but they'll usually learn what shit you do and don't like them doing

The issue is that cats think of humans like other cats, where dogs are genetically predisposed to thinking of humans as masters, cats see us as equals to them and so they act like your house is a territory you're sharing with them

that is. the truth

They're smart enough to learn what pisses you off but also dickish enough to keep doing it whenever they think they'll get away with it

i had a cat when i was little and it would always come into my room when i was asleep and like sleep on my bed or whatever

but then it would get mad

if i rolled over and onto it

like wtf

Yeah

we arent the same thing

get away

Cats sleep next to people or other cats that they really trust

its your fault for sleeping here

~~infidel~~

But their brains dont think that animals move during their sleep

Humans are a little unique in that regard

Yeah they don't try to sleep on me they try to play on top of me when I'm trying to sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLb9EIiSyG8

Hmm

one of my old rabbits would do that

🆙 | **Falls leveled up!**

How long have you had them and how long did the people before you have them

lol why does this open up with just a shot of a guy cutting a brain like its one of those soap cutting videos

wtaf

😂

she was nocturnal and would bolt around the house and sometimes across your bed as fast as she could

she was jet black too

I've had them for like three four weeks

I trained them to cover their shit

did you demonstrate?

I refuse to believe this isnt the onion <:lmao1:619749634230845442> https://youtu.be/6GlNQzjii1c

They knew how to shit in a box but not to cover it

@sky daddy no fucking way

Im laughing so hard at the a absurdity

@Falls you have to wait until they use the box and then pick them up and have them look as you scrape the letter over their shit

imagine having so many neural misfirings you think all other beings are humans

holy

my lord