im this close to smoking a paper towel

Look at this fucking retard

My mom is a ((("CERTIFIED"))) herbal therapist expert or whatever, manages a naturopath store with tons of herbs, weird hyper healthy foods, and questionable therapuetic treatments

Ey fuckopolis

~~when she kills herself ill be here for you~~

If you're trying to cure your ass cancer with herbs iunno what to tell you sport

They're a gamble tbh. Sometimes they can do better and faster work than actual doctors, other times you die because big pharma scared you too much

@Dorieus *rip gg*

I'm sorry I had to

u need to use common sense ofc

I'm so sorry

They don't claim to cure any diseases like cancer or aids, thank god

its ok lol

my mom is a ((gamble))

ftfy

shane

But they tell you not to vaccinate your kids for the flu and to wait until they're around 4 to get most of the shots you're meant to have soon after being born

Cursed your cat is so cute man

It's not my cat

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Yeah yeah

You're taking care of it

And it makes me mad

We all know you like the little fucker

If you didnt you would have thrown him back into the street

I like it 20% of the time

They do this fun thing where they try to sleep on my neck

Si

So

I don't sleep much

And I can't hit them or throw them at a wall it's not fair

Yeah people who don't teach their cats not to fucking do that are annoying

My friends cats usually like sleeping by my face but know not to actually touch my neck

They can be dumb and kinda oblivious but they'll usually learn what shit you do and don't like them doing

The issue is that cats think of humans like other cats, where dogs are genetically predisposed to thinking of humans as masters, cats see us as equals to them and so they act like your house is a territory you're sharing with them

that is. the truth

They're smart enough to learn what pisses you off but also dickish enough to keep doing it whenever they think they'll get away with it

i had a cat when i was little and it would always come into my room when i was asleep and like sleep on my bed or whatever

but then it would get mad