Message from @Dorieus

Discord ID: 642873979954135080


2019-11-09 23:49:29 UTC  

that is. the truth

2019-11-09 23:49:49 UTC  

They're smart enough to learn what pisses you off but also dickish enough to keep doing it whenever they think they'll get away with it

2019-11-09 23:49:59 UTC  

i had a cat when i was little and it would always come into my room when i was asleep and like sleep on my bed or whatever

2019-11-09 23:50:07 UTC  

but then it would get mad

2019-11-09 23:50:11 UTC  

if i rolled over and onto it

2019-11-09 23:50:13 UTC  

like wtf

2019-11-09 23:50:14 UTC  

Yeah

2019-11-09 23:50:21 UTC  

we arent the same thing

2019-11-09 23:50:23 UTC  

get away

2019-11-09 23:50:27 UTC  

Cats sleep next to people or other cats that they really trust

2019-11-09 23:50:31 UTC  

its your fault for sleeping here

2019-11-09 23:50:43 UTC  

~~infidel~~

2019-11-09 23:50:50 UTC  

But their brains dont think that animals move during their sleep

2019-11-09 23:50:58 UTC  

Humans are a little unique in that regard

2019-11-09 23:50:59 UTC  

Yeah they don't try to sleep on me they try to play on top of me when I'm trying to sleep

2019-11-09 23:51:09 UTC  

Hmm

2019-11-09 23:51:14 UTC  

one of my old rabbits would do that

2019-11-09 23:51:15 UTC  

🆙 | **Falls leveled up!**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/642873872630153276/levelUp.png

2019-11-09 23:51:25 UTC  

How long have you had them and how long did the people before you have them

2019-11-09 23:51:40 UTC  

lol why does this open up with just a shot of a guy cutting a brain like its one of those soap cutting videos

2019-11-09 23:51:45 UTC  

wtaf

2019-11-09 23:51:46 UTC  

😂

2019-11-09 23:51:50 UTC  

she was nocturnal and would bolt around the house and sometimes across your bed as fast as she could

2019-11-09 23:51:54 UTC  

she was jet black too

2019-11-09 23:51:55 UTC  

I've had them for like three four weeks

2019-11-09 23:52:04 UTC  

I trained them to cover their shit

2019-11-09 23:52:18 UTC  

did you demonstrate?

2019-11-09 23:52:20 UTC  

I refuse to believe this isnt the onion <:lmao1:619749634230845442> https://youtu.be/6GlNQzjii1c

2019-11-09 23:52:30 UTC  

They knew how to shit in a box but not to cover it

2019-11-09 23:52:40 UTC  

@sky daddy no fucking way

2019-11-09 23:52:54 UTC  

Im laughing so hard at the a absurdity

2019-11-09 23:52:59 UTC  

@Falls you have to wait until they use the box and then pick them up and have them look as you scrape the letter over their shit

2019-11-09 23:53:01 UTC  

imagine having so many neural misfirings you think all other beings are humans

2019-11-09 23:53:04 UTC  

holy

2019-11-09 23:53:19 UTC  

my lord

2019-11-09 23:53:27 UTC  

And yeah, they're smart enough to be trained to do shit, but they're full of themselves to the point they think they can ignore the rules you give them lmao

2019-11-09 23:53:32 UTC  

"LOOK"

2019-11-09 23:53:35 UTC  

"DO IT LIKE THIS"

2019-11-09 23:53:38 UTC  

It works tho

2019-11-09 23:53:42 UTC  

lmao