Come on man

I won't tell for you

one of my nicknames is literally the secret keeper

fag

Says the degenerate

I know all of my friends secrets

and self admitted liar

You don't have friends

I do

Who?

I have like 7 friends

(((friends)))

Porn watching Caroline gay Madison gay aiden straight aiden gay jake and ben

And trent

???

And kaleb who is mega straight

Holy shit that's a lot of gays

No wonder you're a fag

Pretty sure jake is asexual

Asexuality doesn't exist

Well

Ok man

lol

I guess it *could*

But

most asexuals even masturbate

I think it’s probalby fake too

But jake is the type of guy who masturbates

and he doesn’t masturbate

And that’s suspicious

Asexuality is a symptom of sexual deviancy related to porn

^

They litteraly burnt them selves out

To the point nothing arouses them any more

It could be a genetic failure too

Hey uh

Ye?

I have a deal for you

This shold be good

Ok so

Only if mental, but by then the guy should be at least sociopathic