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2019-01-22 00:14:42 UTC  

What?

2019-01-22 00:15:03 UTC  

Come on man

2019-01-22 00:15:19 UTC  

one of my nicknames is literally the secret keeper

2019-01-22 00:15:26 UTC  

fag

2019-01-22 00:15:36 UTC  

I know all of my friends secrets

2019-01-22 00:15:38 UTC  

and self admitted liar

2019-01-22 00:15:49 UTC  

I do

2019-01-22 00:15:56 UTC  

I have like 7 friends

2019-01-22 00:15:57 UTC  

(((friends)))

2019-01-22 00:16:21 UTC  

Porn watching Caroline gay Madison gay aiden straight aiden gay jake and ben

2019-01-22 00:16:24 UTC  

And trent

2019-01-22 00:16:31 UTC  

???

2019-01-22 00:16:49 UTC  

And kaleb who is mega straight

2019-01-22 00:17:08 UTC  

Pretty sure jake is asexual

2019-01-22 00:17:18 UTC  

Asexuality doesn't exist

2019-01-22 00:17:24 UTC  

Well

2019-01-22 00:17:25 UTC  

Ok man

2019-01-22 00:17:26 UTC  

lol

2019-01-22 00:17:27 UTC  

I guess it *could*

2019-01-22 00:17:31 UTC  

But

2019-01-22 00:17:41 UTC  

most asexuals even masturbate

2019-01-22 00:17:45 UTC  

I think it’s probalby fake too

2019-01-22 00:18:01 UTC  

But jake is the type of guy who masturbates

2019-01-22 00:18:06 UTC  

and he doesn’t masturbate

2019-01-22 00:18:23 UTC  

And that’s suspicious

2019-01-22 00:18:24 UTC  

Asexuality is a symptom of sexual deviancy related to porn

2019-01-22 00:18:33 UTC  

^

2019-01-22 00:18:48 UTC  

They litteraly burnt them selves out

2019-01-22 00:19:03 UTC  

To the point nothing arouses them any more

2019-01-22 00:19:37 UTC  

Hey uh

2019-01-22 00:19:48 UTC  

I have a deal for you