moments like this make me question why i was born

Same

im in a chat that is talking about naming fajitas like wtf

Now I want fajitas fuck you guys -.-

i want cancer

I live in Tucson which is as close as you can get to Mexico without actually being in a city that is split with Mexico

Go watch Tana Mongue

shell give you cancer

true breh

or like any female story time youtbuer

One time I was walking and I almost died

***I SMOKED WEED ONCE AND ALMOST DIED: STORY TIME WITH TANA MONGUE***

i want to die even more now

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Tana Mongoloid will give you ass cancer and abdominal aids-hemoroids.

***Tana Mongoloid will give you ass cancer and abdominal aids-hemoroids. ft iDubbbz***

Can someone sing me a lullaby

Ask Nickelback

***LOOK AT THIS BABY SITTING IN A CRIP I TOOK SIX SHOTS AND NOW I FEEL SICK, I ALSO MET THIS GIRL SOMETHING ABOUT DAISY CHAINS NO WAIT THATS POP EVIL AHH MILLION MILES A HOUR I MARRIED SOME BITCHY POP STAR NEVER DO THAT SHIT***

Wtf 😣

Next nickelback song

What in the fuck was that?

a lullaby by nickelback

duh

Obviously

Duh

Doyyyyy

Mhm

Fun times: https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publications/news/2017/march/trump-clinton-debates-gender-reversal.html

why did I think your profile was a nipple?

researchers gender-swap the canidates in debate recreation theater performance, auditence members get triggered about their opinon shifting.

Umm... it's pink?

I thought it was a gif but maybe im having a stroke

0.0

I must be on drugs again

*did someone say drugs*

Drugs? ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

I heard drugs and came running over

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

Nice

Give me some drugs