Ask Nickelback

***LOOK AT THIS BABY SITTING IN A CRIP I TOOK SIX SHOTS AND NOW I FEEL SICK, I ALSO MET THIS GIRL SOMETHING ABOUT DAISY CHAINS NO WAIT THATS POP EVIL AHH MILLION MILES A HOUR I MARRIED SOME BITCHY POP STAR NEVER DO THAT SHIT***

Wtf 😣

Next nickelback song

What in the fuck was that?

a lullaby by nickelback

duh

Obviously

Duh

Doyyyyy

Mhm

Fun times: https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publications/news/2017/march/trump-clinton-debates-gender-reversal.html

why did I think your profile was a nipple?

researchers gender-swap the canidates in debate recreation theater performance, auditence members get triggered about their opinon shifting.

Umm... it's pink?

I thought it was a gif but maybe im having a stroke

0.0

I must be on drugs again

*did someone say drugs*

Drugs? ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

I heard drugs and came running over

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

Nice

Give me some drugs

What kind

I also sell flavored bleaches

That works

so when you drink it to kys it tastes better

does one come in 'hot cum' flavor

I could probably whip it up

lmfao

keep in mind most of the flavors are good hot and cold

I want puppy kisses flavor

hmm

so equal parts love and butthole?

yes

Emphasis on dog ass

also it makes good lube

bleach as lube

or pepper spray

yes so if your gonna fuck someone you hate