Message from @new account Jesse 1767
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Close Encounters of the Cow Kind
I've been pretty fortunate in the injury department because i take literally 0 risks
@Spirit woah really? I've never heard of that! Well, my tummy is Chubbs so I wouldn't know
except when i jamp of a shed
@Emma, couldn't have said it better myself.
Boi
Reception is so bad so chat is scrolling like a motherfucker
If you do not
i also almost fell through the roof of my "garage"
lol
my foot went through
I have never broken a bone yet
@💧HisoMachi💖 neither
same
I'm trying to think of all my shitty encounters... Yeesh, I've been through enough :v
But I did slam my hand when I closed the car door when I was 4
i broke my leg jummping on a trampoline
My mum slammed her nose into the car door
I have done that with my foot on numerous occasions. I still do it.
I just remember screaming lol
bc i jamp off of a shed
I love how repzion is probably still lurking
@💧HisoMachi💖 lol mine is too, but I'm sure you don't have that much. I mean the area where your belly ends, and about the part where your pubic area begins
Of course he is
That's about where your uterus should be
I just like to poke my belly lol
He's always lurking
i see all
One day, I was riding a really fucked up bicycle with no brakes. I came in _hot_ and slammed into the front of my dads company truck. I somehow managed to not fly over the handlebars into the windscreen.
Come on out danny boi
lol
Daniel is god
I jumped out of a moving bus on a busy road
All seeing all knowing
like a cat he's a kitty cat and he meow meow meow
Jeebus
lol
The worst injury?