Rick and Morty is good though.

but muh timeslot

Just watch the Morty and Rick.

I come home from an honest day's work

I'm beat and exhausted

getting yelled at by fat people

Why not masturbate?

aku is my only source of self pleasuring

You mean apoo?

thank you cum again

Apu's award winning line

moral of the story is

not every april fools prank is harmless

Except the one that ends in sex.

>Hey Morty, I hate religion and love science! BURP
People from reddit start to chuckle a little bit.
>Hey Morty, There is no god!
People from reddit start convulsing with laughter and tackle a man with a Trump hat while holding him down and farting in his face.

Is it bad that my memory is not good? I don't even remember what I did Friday

No.

rick and morty: peepee poopoo lol life is meaningless xd

I always need notes and calendar reminders so I can take my pills n such

It means your brain has to be sexed with knowledge to "expand"...

SHOVE THESE UP YOUR ASS MORTY

B-BUT RICK I'M A VIRGIN

🙃

wow

rick and morty fans BTFO

Anyone listen to Bo Burnham?

Who that?

comedian

Comedian and songwriter.

even his name is funny

And his penis size.

2 much work

🌮

That being minuscule.

I like bo burnham

really identify with a lot of his work

When u have a math packet you had the entire spring break to do, and haven't started it yet

👌🏼

Ikr

Is anal porn considered something to identify with?

when you make memes out of mundane normal life topics