ayooooo

hey y'all it's me

@Ahriman name jeff

ugh I bet the new episode of samurai jack is out now

but kisscartoon is down

wind waker

not wind ***water***

he's talking about zelda

duh

if you play zelda you don't go outside period :^)

TP?

thought you meant toilet paper

that's not very nice :/

damn you got me, if someone on the internet tells me to do it I guess I should

I prefer books imo

but you'll miss our lovely family dinner

does the timeline really matter?

or not evolved yet

but link wasn't a child in toilet pape- I mean twilight princess

he was a got dAmb teen

now where's the part where sonic comes in?

isn't skyward sword the origin story?

AY

I GOT IT

THE DOWNFALL TIMELINE

IS WHEN SKYLOFT

FELL DOWN

like Fall DOwn

and then they lived happily ever after

finally watching that new episode

peace is restored

zelda timeline is whack yo

dat crazy how nature do dat

ummm

zelda kissed link in zelda 2

idk about you

but that's pretty straight if you ask me

excuse you BOTW is a SEXIST game with its SEXIST plot devices, I follow anita sarkeesian religiously and you should check your privilege >:^((((( /s

indeedy

I thought "feminists" are misandrists

okay lets be real

what has modern feminism accomplished in the past 10 years?

anythig worth noting?

yeah

if there is a wage gap why don't they just hire all women?

it would be a good choice considering they're "paid 77c to the man's dollar"

absolutely

my friend says to me there isn't a wage gap, rather an earnings gap

you mean 23c?

@dani(el) I'd love to but that isn't PC

and we gotta stay PC folks

fuck I love ***WOMEEEEEN***

and one inch length

when erect

change that laptop to a goddamn eggplant

Y E E T!?!?!?!!?1?

__***Y™***__ __***E™***__ __***E™***__ __***T™***__

is it just me or is the LGBT community a bit hypersexual at pride parades?

an even better question

I mean there are a few diamonds in the rough

I'm just yet to find them

so you wanna get shot?

actually I love living my life and I believe I am perfectly fine with a roof over my head, a college education and 2 loving parents

@dani(el) I had this friend who was bi and she'd always go "I'M sosoSOSOSOSOSOOOOOOOOooOSOOooOWOOOO GAAASYYAAYAYYAAAYY!!!11!!1111 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

this is in New Zealand by the way

some say bisexual

I say indecisive

so they hypersexualize themselves in pride parades and they wonder "why don't they take us seriously?"

I think you mean clovergender you cishet male

also wtf is nonbinary

the fuck is this shit

ah

thank you

now I am ***EDUCATED***

🕺 ⚡ 🔌 👴 I'M READY DADDY PENCE

I'm meant to shave twice a week

but I really only shave once a week

Hoe

If you were to choose between fresh lasagna or having someone take a hot wet shit down your throat, would you let Dwayne Johnson take a hot wet shit down your throat?

Perhaps

Thank you for your participation in this statistical enquiry

Which one is that?

Every time I hear "your top tower is under attack!" or see a female hero in dota my wife beater urges rise kappa

When I'm on dire the most common lines I hear are "radiant victory!" and vice versa

Don't do it

Mobas are pretty cancer

But dota has a certain charm

A 2003 charm

I miss 2003

Dota had its prime year last year actually

The community praised it for near perfect balance

Pretty sure his vagine is inverted

Get a boobectomy

@Spawngbob I heard

You're a big guy

***4U***

***ENOUGH B\*\*B TALK THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER NO SWEARING!!!!!***

@vegeta not if you're fat :^)

Get 'em lopped off

Did somebody say silicone?