good way to lose weight

Is to

Kill babies and eat theyre flesh

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Provdn go work

Hi

Babies are delicious

my computer gets dumber when i leave this discord room open in the background.

Fun police

its fuck da police, ...duh!

the police love u

sup

I'm a cop

satan=cop, i buy it

any suggestions on how to loosen a stuck cock ring?

Full castration

do they have home kits for that?

Hot knife is all you need my friend

Go to the ER. You have to tell them what the problem is before they admit you. Loudly scream the problem so everyone there, including the little old ladies, can hear it.

thank you, got it

Don't forget to record this entire interaction

"What can we do for you today."

"It... uh.... has lasted more than four hours..."

Hot

You know how they fix that?

They gotta drain it. By puncturing it.

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Puncturing your dong?

Fun, right?

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im not hard, the mushroom head is just very big, should i shave it down with a cheese grater?

That's fucked up

If it happens, you have to do that because if you don't, you might get a slight case of dead.

Deep, just use some mayo bro

well, my moms dead and shes doing ok, so.....?

crisis averted, mayo worked!

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thanks

Sketti n' budder would work

lol

Seeep