Message from @deepsurface
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do they have home kits for that?
Hot knife is all you need my friend
Go to the ER. You have to tell them what the problem is before they admit you. Loudly scream the problem so everyone there, including the little old ladies, can hear it.
thank you, got it
Don't forget to record this entire interaction
"What can we do for you today."
"It... uh.... has lasted more than four hours..."
Hot
You know how they fix that?
They gotta drain it. By puncturing it.
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Puncturing your dong?
Fun, right?
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im not hard, the mushroom head is just very big, should i shave it down with a cheese grater?
That's fucked up
If it happens, you have to do that because if you don't, you might get a slight case of dead.
Deep, just use some mayo bro
well, my moms dead and shes doing ok, so.....?
crisis averted, mayo worked!
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Sketti n' budder would work
lol
Seeep
Deeep
guys im scared
im like not gonna pass fuck all in my classes this year
Ha
Ha
drop out before you fail, best course
These laxatives had better do their job. I'm a week into taking them for two months as my doctor asked and it's killing my ass.
just played the PvE on overwatch, kinda shit, seems like WoW makers would have better idea about PvE
have you tried relaxatives Emma?
I'm taking exactly what my doctor told me to take.
Laxatives are medicines that induce bowel movements or soften or loosen up the stool. They may also be called cathartics or purgatives
hemorrhoids
my hemorrhoids look like my ass has a six pack
tf
One outside that constantly bleeds at the slightest touch. Two inside that don't bleed but are pure agony.
arrr, that sux
I usally go once every 36 hours. It's usually big.