Message from @deepsurface
Discord ID: 301707328317816833
is that an emoji represntation of blocking dicks
Yes
why though
dicks are good
Not for me
The burning poo
good way to lose weight
Is to
Kill babies and eat theyre flesh
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Provdn go work
Hi
Babies are delicious
my computer gets dumber when i leave this discord room open in the background.
Fun police
its fuck da police, ...duh!
the police love u
sup
I'm a cop
any suggestions on how to loosen a stuck cock ring?
Full castration
do they have home kits for that?
Hot knife is all you need my friend
Go to the ER. You have to tell them what the problem is before they admit you. Loudly scream the problem so everyone there, including the little old ladies, can hear it.
thank you, got it
Don't forget to record this entire interaction
"What can we do for you today."
"It... uh.... has lasted more than four hours..."
Hot
You know how they fix that?
They gotta drain it. By puncturing it.
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Puncturing your dong?
Fun, right?
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im not hard, the mushroom head is just very big, should i shave it down with a cheese grater?
That's fucked up
If it happens, you have to do that because if you don't, you might get a slight case of dead.
Deep, just use some mayo bro
well, my moms dead and shes doing ok, so.....?