to his face

Wow

like i just went up to him and said "you suck dick get good"

Can't take criticism smh

I almost got detention for ''writing on a desk'' ahem I wasn't actually writing on the desk the teacher thought I was so ya know what she did? She takes me out of the classroom right, the class bell has not even rung yet so class wasn't even started to begin with she takes me out and starts screaming and yelling at me getting me pissed off for no real reason no matter how many times I said I wasnt drawing on said desk I even told her to go look at the desk I mean she was legit up in my face screaming and yelling and shit so I pushed her out of my way because she was up in my face screaming and yelling and her spit got on me which was fucking gross

Got in trouble for accidentally leaving the class in 4thgrade when we were meant to stay behind... i completely forgot about it being my age

Aye at least you were a Real Motherfucka

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i do that all the time

i once got in trouble for making a joke about myself

i made a jew joke

I once punched a kid in the jaw and made him bleed

im a jew

ive only gotten one detention in my life and i didnt even have to serve it

i should be allowed to make a joke about myself

I felt like fucking Batman beating up Bane

Hey guys

i got in a fight with a suburban gangster once

i won that shit

You guys saying this makes me think a lot of the adults in my High school had a dark sense of humor

That also reminds me

cause they'd fucking crack at jokes like that and started laughing XD

My dark humor goes way beyond dark humor

so i was outside right

and this one dude

he picked me up

i want

a baby

and fucking bodyslammed me

Holy shit

**WORLDSTAR**

dude it was so fucking rad

the dude was HUGE and i really didnt expect it

What in tarnation

i was also really high

*I want a girl to pick me up*

*Oh wiat*

I'm hungry

*It's life*

I just porked up a good sandwich

*Life says fuck you*