What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Nice

Why do black people eat fried chicken?

Why?

Because it tastes good

Boring

exactomundo

boooo

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

how do you blind an asian

how

you put dental floss infront of their eyes

ayy

how many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, I'm going to bed. See ya later

aw peoples gonna miss my offensive jokes

no worries I got you covered, like I did your mom last night

oh shit

i didnt know my mom was into pussy

burn

I hate when you try to watch a video on horrific amusement park accidents and all it turns out to be is some silly fails, like nobody got injured or died or anything! Ugh!

u jerk off to that too?

No, I just sit back and watch and wonder if any rides I've ever been on show up.

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me too

This is my most favorite roller coaster so far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWGQeAaOzr0

Ok what do I do

I'm getting fucked up right now

I'm stressed out and panicked for no reason

Ooo a ride in a park I went to but I don't think I went on showed up on a list.

noot-noot

5 shrines left

👽

🤔

sup

succ?

Uncle Ruckus is that you?

sup ma niggers

I have some sweet nectar for you.

oh daddy 🍆