Message from @Sniper the Catholic
Discord ID: 302351622661472257
I thought you said you would never forget.
ha
Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
because after month of struggling with depression it finally decided to give up on life.
😂
plot twist: it didn't die and caused a 4 car pile-up
I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear "You're next". So I started dping the same to them at funerals, "You're next".
What does the Easter Bunny eat for breakfast?
What?
His children
😐
It's fine, bunnies fuck like crazy
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, cheese on toast
Nice
Why do black people eat fried chicken?
Why?
Because it tastes good
exactomundo
boooo
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
how do you blind an asian
how
you put dental floss infront of their eyes
ayy
how many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, I'm going to bed. See ya later
aw peoples gonna miss my offensive jokes
no worries I got you covered, like I did your mom last night
oh shit
i didnt know my mom was into pussy
burn
I hate when you try to watch a video on horrific amusement park accidents and all it turns out to be is some silly fails, like nobody got injured or died or anything! Ugh!
u jerk off to that too?
No, I just sit back and watch and wonder if any rides I've ever been on show up.
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me too
This is my most favorite roller coaster so far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWGQeAaOzr0