Message from @Sniper the Catholic

Discord ID: 302351586024488962


2017-04-14 07:47:36 UTC  

That's not the entire joke.

2017-04-14 07:48:35 UTC  

9 11 who

2017-04-14 07:48:53 UTC  

I thought you said you would never forget.

2017-04-14 07:49:03 UTC  

ha

2017-04-14 07:49:57 UTC  

Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane

2017-04-14 07:50:29 UTC  

Why did the chicken cross the road?

2017-04-14 07:50:39 UTC  

Why?

2017-04-14 07:50:45 UTC  

because after month of struggling with depression it finally decided to give up on life.

2017-04-14 07:50:51 UTC  

😂

2017-04-14 07:51:31 UTC  

plot twist: it didn't die and caused a 4 car pile-up

2017-04-14 07:52:04 UTC  

I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear "You're next". So I started dping the same to them at funerals, "You're next".

2017-04-14 07:53:00 UTC  

What does the Easter Bunny eat for breakfast?

2017-04-14 07:53:06 UTC  

What?

2017-04-14 07:53:07 UTC  

His children

2017-04-14 07:54:05 UTC  

😐

2017-04-14 07:54:25 UTC  

It's fine, bunnies fuck like crazy

2017-04-14 07:55:51 UTC  

What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

2017-04-14 07:56:19 UTC  

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, cheese on toast

2017-04-14 07:56:43 UTC  

Nice

2017-04-14 07:57:11 UTC  

Why do black people eat fried chicken?

2017-04-14 07:57:15 UTC  

Why?

2017-04-14 07:57:16 UTC  

Because it tastes good

2017-04-14 07:57:24 UTC  

Boring

2017-04-14 07:57:33 UTC  

exactomundo

2017-04-14 07:58:04 UTC  

boooo

2017-04-14 07:58:15 UTC  

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2017-04-14 07:59:05 UTC  

how do you blind an asian

2017-04-14 07:59:11 UTC  

how

2017-04-14 07:59:22 UTC  

you put dental floss infront of their eyes

2017-04-14 07:59:29 UTC  

ayy

2017-04-14 08:00:10 UTC  

how many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2017-04-14 08:00:19 UTC  

Well, I'm going to bed. See ya later

2017-04-14 08:01:36 UTC  

aw peoples gonna miss my offensive jokes

2017-04-14 08:07:06 UTC  

no worries I got you covered, like I did your mom last night

2017-04-14 08:07:24 UTC  

oh shit

2017-04-14 08:07:43 UTC  

i didnt know my mom was into pussy

2017-04-14 08:08:42 UTC  

burn

2017-04-14 08:13:47 UTC  

I hate when you try to watch a video on horrific amusement park accidents and all it turns out to be is some silly fails, like nobody got injured or died or anything! Ugh!

2017-04-14 08:17:48 UTC  

u jerk off to that too?

2017-04-14 08:18:30 UTC  

No, I just sit back and watch and wonder if any rides I've ever been on show up.

2017-04-14 08:18:38 UTC  

o