It's the thing priests in Age Of Empires do

my wololo is stronger than yours

to convert troops or some shit

Well, with my mother it's more about a shitty way of expressing love, my father though...

Is that where you got your spanking fetish?

No, my Daddy fetish

Or both?

it's true. lack of a parental figure leads to a kink of said parental figure

If my father ever tried to spank me, he had terrible aim cause it was usually the face

Oh shit

No, I just like being called daddy

You know what we need to bring back?

Tide pods?

Rabbit hangouts.

What, like the Movie website?

Yeah

I was thinking CAH streams

Same, because those are the only ones Trini and I are ever allowed on

I can really only do those when I completely have the house to myself.

But, no seriously, let’s do some rabbit tonight.

Well it's 1:00 am here so please hurry

No, I’ll let you sleep.

Go to bed sweet heart.

Daddy loves you.

Fuck you i do what I want

Sweetheart? What are you gay?

You wish

ssweetheart is a mom word. Dad's say Boi

e.g."..........BOI IF YOUDON'T-"

Boi 👋😂

"Boi you better sit yo ass down and behave right now or I'll whoop yo ass so hard you won't be able to sit at all

Yeah that's totally what a dad sounds like

Meanwhile to the daughters :*huggles* My little princess.

Boi you better knock that off before i beet you wit dis belt.

I mean i can see your point

That was my household before my parents split

Well this got dark

"Boi you better get yo ass off of that tree. If you fall, I ain't takin' yo ass to the hospital and put us in debt."

Just say he went off to the woods or something.

WEll i was dragged across the coast as a child

When I misbehaved in public, My mom and dad treated me with care putting on a good caring show for everyone else but then whispered in my ear in a scary voice "Just wait until we get home, ninita" then gripped me by the arm painfully until we got home to proceed with the spankings