lies. his mom doesn't love him

true

This is true

Also i think i get the reference

... I was right? God damn I'm so sorry bro

WOLOLO!

It's the thing priests in Age Of Empires do

my wololo is stronger than yours

to convert troops or some shit

Well, with my mother it's more about a shitty way of expressing love, my father though...

Is that where you got your spanking fetish?

No, my Daddy fetish

Or both?

it's true. lack of a parental figure leads to a kink of said parental figure

If my father ever tried to spank me, he had terrible aim cause it was usually the face

Oh shit

No, I just like being called daddy

You know what we need to bring back?

Tide pods?

Rabbit hangouts.

What, like the Movie website?

Yeah

I was thinking CAH streams

Same, because those are the only ones Trini and I are ever allowed on

I can really only do those when I completely have the house to myself.

But, no seriously, let’s do some rabbit tonight.

Well it's 1:00 am here so please hurry

No, I’ll let you sleep.

Go to bed sweet heart.

Daddy loves you.

Fuck you i do what I want

Sweetheart? What are you gay?

You wish

ssweetheart is a mom word. Dad's say Boi

e.g."..........BOI IF YOUDON'T-"

Boi 👋😂

"Boi you better sit yo ass down and behave right now or I'll whoop yo ass so hard you won't be able to sit at all

Yeah that's totally what a dad sounds like

Meanwhile to the daughters :*huggles* My little princess.

Boi you better knock that off before i beet you wit dis belt.

I mean i can see your point