I can really only do those when I completely have the house to myself.

But, no seriously, let’s do some rabbit tonight.

Well it's 1:00 am here so please hurry

No, I’ll let you sleep.

Go to bed sweet heart.

Daddy loves you.

Fuck you i do what I want

Sweetheart? What are you gay?

You wish

ssweetheart is a mom word. Dad's say Boi

e.g."..........BOI IF YOUDON'T-"

Boi 👋😂

"Boi you better sit yo ass down and behave right now or I'll whoop yo ass so hard you won't be able to sit at all

Yeah that's totally what a dad sounds like

Meanwhile to the daughters :*huggles* My little princess.

Boi you better knock that off before i beet you wit dis belt.

I mean i can see your point

That was my household before my parents split

Well this got dark

"Boi you better get yo ass off of that tree. If you fall, I ain't takin' yo ass to the hospital and put us in debt."

Just say he went off to the woods or something.

WEll i was dragged across the coast as a child

When I misbehaved in public, My mom and dad treated me with care putting on a good caring show for everyone else but then whispered in my ear in a scary voice "Just wait until we get home, ninita" then gripped me by the arm painfully until we got home to proceed with the spankings

That just sounds like abuse

I mean even if you're now 25 (as you said you are), spanking was still illegal right?

Nope. Just an old fashioned household. Around here spanking was a normal disciplinary method.

Remember: I'm mexican

I just got my shit taken away and wasn't allowed dessert or occasionally only vegetables for dinner cause i loved my food

...MY GOD YOU ARE SO WHITE!!!

I am very white

Or ya know, british.

I've played crochet before

And badminton

sounds like a rich white hobby

It's really not

Also, am white, was also spanked.

i was never spanked

but i was beaten with a book once

beyond my dad almost poisioning me with a dead lizard

You get arches of wood and stick them in the ground, then have to knock a ball through the wooden arches with basically a wooden sledgehammer

You could pick up a decent set for like $20