@Markurrito no mic

firstly you can put a bandana and a hat on a shiba

corgis do not have necks

but would you cut off its leggs to make it look more like a corgi?

or heads

tails

more beer

i got tails, u win

duke

how far have you gone down the rabbit hole tonight?

2 beers and a couple shots of knob creek

THATS THE WRONG HOLE

2 beers gets me mellow

its the right hole if they're on their side

but a couple of shots after that

I'm kind of useless

no hole is the wrong if you have enough lube

ah I soaked my retail management carreer in alcohol so I'm barely down the hole

that's rough

tfw legally not allowed to own alcohol

meh, best thing retail did for me was give me an alcohol tolerence

tfw #straightedgeboys

you're better off

@dogl if you do start drinking, do it for the taste, not the feeling

it'll work out better that way

nigga im 14 you think im gonna fuck myself over with alcohol

yeah don't

lmao

hasn't stopped many

its all about that heroin

oh god, don't even touch any sort of booze yet @dogl

doge I have a better idea

go to the store

get your mom to buy you a lego set

im not mentally deficient like my counterparts

put that shit together

and then be happy

nothing makes me happy, son

I actually still buy lego sets from time to time

ah I remember the teen angst stage

I like putting the huge ones together