2 beers and a couple shots of knob creek

THATS THE WRONG HOLE

2 beers gets me mellow

its the right hole if they're on their side

but a couple of shots after that

I'm kind of useless

no hole is the wrong if you have enough lube

ah I soaked my retail management carreer in alcohol so I'm barely down the hole

that's rough

tfw legally not allowed to own alcohol

meh, best thing retail did for me was give me an alcohol tolerence

tfw #straightedgeboys

you're better off

@dogl if you do start drinking, do it for the taste, not the feeling

it'll work out better that way

nigga im 14 you think im gonna fuck myself over with alcohol

yeah don't

lmao

hasn't stopped many

its all about that heroin

oh god, don't even touch any sort of booze yet @dogl

doge I have a better idea

go to the store

get your mom to buy you a lego set

im not mentally deficient like my counterparts

put that shit together

and then be happy

nothing makes me happy, son

I actually still buy lego sets from time to time

ah I remember the teen angst stage

I like putting the huge ones together

I don't know if they're lego

Legos are still kinda fun

duplo's where its at

kids that were raised with duplo have mental problems, true fact

duplo is for pussies

good thing I went straight for the big boy stuff

i never had toys

just a slinky

what did you have son

cant you read, grandpa