Message from @dukenorton
Discord ID: 303785235164954624
Birds > cats
my chihuahua loves me
fuck you guys im sticking to my avians
Cats are all: "Serve me *peasent*." to their "owners"
i'll eat your birds
ill eat your entire cock
But I still like cats.
ew
Emma, what about if the bloodthirsty shiba inu feels that its actually a gentle corgi inside?
hehe cock is a bird
hehe
@dogl very nice high five
how dare you compare shiba inus to corgis
They'd never have that fine corgi ass.
😳
@Markurrito no mic
firstly you can put a bandana and a hat on a shiba
corgis do not have necks
but would you cut off its leggs to make it look more like a corgi?
or heads
more beer
i got tails, u win
duke
how far have you gone down the rabbit hole tonight?
2 beers and a couple shots of knob creek
THATS THE WRONG HOLE
2 beers gets me mellow
its the right hole if they're on their side
but a couple of shots after that
I'm kind of useless
no hole is the wrong if you have enough lube
ah I soaked my retail management carreer in alcohol so I'm barely down the hole
that's rough
tfw legally not allowed to own alcohol
meh, best thing retail did for me was give me an alcohol tolerence
tfw #straightedgeboys
you're better off
@dogl if you do start drinking, do it for the taste, not the feeling
it'll work out better that way
nigga im 14 you think im gonna fuck myself over with alcohol