my chihuahua loves me

fuck you guys im sticking to my avians

Cats are all: "Serve me *peasent*." to their "owners"

i'll eat your birds

ill eat your entire cock

But I still like cats.

ew

Emma, what about if the bloodthirsty shiba inu feels that its actually a gentle corgi inside?

hehe cock is a bird

hehe

@dogl very nice high five

how dare you compare shiba inus to corgis

They'd never have that fine corgi ass.

😳

@Markurrito no mic

firstly you can put a bandana and a hat on a shiba

corgis do not have necks

but would you cut off its leggs to make it look more like a corgi?

or heads

tails

more beer

i got tails, u win

duke

how far have you gone down the rabbit hole tonight?

2 beers and a couple shots of knob creek

THATS THE WRONG HOLE

2 beers gets me mellow

its the right hole if they're on their side

but a couple of shots after that

I'm kind of useless

no hole is the wrong if you have enough lube

ah I soaked my retail management carreer in alcohol so I'm barely down the hole

that's rough

tfw legally not allowed to own alcohol

meh, best thing retail did for me was give me an alcohol tolerence

tfw #straightedgeboys

you're better off

@dogl if you do start drinking, do it for the taste, not the feeling

it'll work out better that way

nigga im 14 you think im gonna fuck myself over with alcohol

yeah don't