they shouldnt have to live with their ugly mugs

i feel bad

who wants to stroke my neckbeard

i love animals

and ill stroke your neckbearrd

@Sarcastro can you show it?

What I've found is that aggressive breeds tend to be loyal to their owners. And that is the whole point! That's what they're bred to do! So they'll be sweet and caring to their owners but all "hey you, yeah, you: fuck you!" to other people and other dogs." Like Pitbulls. Explains why pitbull owners insist they're the sweetest thing despite their aggression. Aggression they were bred to have.

^^^^^^^^^

Cats > dogs

Birds > cats

my chihuahua loves me

fuck you guys im sticking to my avians

Cats are all: "Serve me *peasent*." to their "owners"

i'll eat your birds

ill eat your entire cock

But I still like cats.

ew

Emma, what about if the bloodthirsty shiba inu feels that its actually a gentle corgi inside?

hehe cock is a bird

hehe

@dogl very nice high five

how dare you compare shiba inus to corgis

They'd never have that fine corgi ass.

😳

@Markurrito no mic

firstly you can put a bandana and a hat on a shiba

corgis do not have necks

but would you cut off its leggs to make it look more like a corgi?

or heads

tails

more beer

i got tails, u win

duke

how far have you gone down the rabbit hole tonight?

2 beers and a couple shots of knob creek

THATS THE WRONG HOLE

2 beers gets me mellow

its the right hole if they're on their side

but a couple of shots after that

I'm kind of useless

no hole is the wrong if you have enough lube