Message from @Louis XIV (aka 1685Violin)

Discord ID: 419706006604480515


2018-03-03 23:42:53 UTC  

I don't get the joke

2018-03-03 23:51:52 UTC  

Ummmmm

2018-03-03 23:52:01 UTC  

Do you not have Gregg's in America?

2018-03-03 23:53:48 UTC  

...I don't think so...

2018-03-03 23:54:13 UTC  

dafuq is gregg's?

2018-03-03 23:55:05 UTC  

Just looked it up. It's a UK based bakery, sausage and sandwich shop

2018-03-03 23:55:54 UTC  

They should really change the logo. The one they use now gives a "Printing and laminating" business type off feel

2018-03-03 23:57:21 UTC  

or makes it look like an insurance company.. not a restaraunt

2018-03-03 23:59:03 UTC  

It's really good

2018-03-03 23:59:14 UTC  

Like amazing Sausage rolls

2018-03-04 03:57:09 UTC  

So I just got done watching the fakest fucking porn in my life.

2018-03-04 03:59:38 UTC  

You watched your sex tape?

2018-03-04 04:00:02 UTC  

>sex tape

2018-03-04 04:00:04 UTC  

Besides the the tyrannosaurus rex on a hoverboard?

2018-03-04 04:00:25 UTC  

Oh right. 2018.
Sex Blu Ray?

2018-03-04 04:00:57 UTC  

Everything is digital nowadays Trini, god an iTunes.

2018-03-04 04:01:08 UTC  

Damn it. Remnants from my life of the early-2000s still remain with me.

2018-03-04 04:01:23 UTC  

Digital is new to me. Wtf is that?

2018-03-04 04:01:29 UTC  

>Sex Blu ray.

2018-03-04 04:01:41 UTC  

That doesn't make any sense

2018-03-04 04:01:49 UTC  

Doesn't sound as "edgy".

2018-03-04 04:02:04 UTC  

Because it's not supposed to be edgy...

2018-03-04 04:02:10 UTC  

Dude.. EVERYTHING IS EDGY TO YOU

2018-03-04 04:02:41 UTC  

I was joking that time. I meant it doesn't sound as cool.

2018-03-04 04:03:18 UTC  

It's not supposed to. It's a bad joke and that's what I live for: Bad jokes and puns

2018-03-04 04:04:56 UTC  

I told a dirty Muslim joke to a high schooler and it was so funny that I nearly gave him mental anguish and banged himself on the table.

2018-03-04 04:06:38 UTC  

I once told a joke so bad over skype(Back when it was still used) that my friend hung up the call

2018-03-04 05:01:21 UTC  

*HOW DOES THE BASTARD, ORPHAN, IMMIGRANT DECORATED WAR VET*

2018-03-04 05:01:36 UTC  

*UNITE THE COLONIES THROUGH MORE DEBT*

2018-03-04 05:01:48 UTC  

....

2018-03-04 05:01:58 UTC  

Patriotism?

2018-03-04 05:02:14 UTC  

Sorry. Silver is listening to Hamilton.

2018-03-04 23:20:54 UTC  
2018-03-04 23:20:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/419997704211529729/spank.png

2018-03-04 23:21:22 UTC  

Pls spank @toru

2018-03-04 23:21:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/419997819688976385/spank.png

2018-03-05 16:48:14 UTC  

I ask you don't overuse the spank meme

2018-03-05 17:03:44 UTC  
2018-03-05 17:03:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/420265175296376862/spank.png

2018-03-05 17:04:18 UTC  

Three hands?

2018-03-05 17:04:42 UTC  

Two for benching and one for wanking